Who's the NPC you certanly will NEVER marry ?

[Slimeglasses]

Alex' reply for the golden egg though. If it's baseline value, and he's 20 when the farmer gets their first gold chicken, that means he'd consider just over 500,000 enough to retire, or twice that for iridium quality. I think he'd come to realize he was wrong about that. Though he does admit in one of his scenes that he isn't all that smart.

We'll if you give him a duck egg every day, and he never ages, than when he's 30, he might be able to retire. He just didn't account for the fact that he'll never be 30.

 

[Cuddlebug]

Well, I'm straight so I would probably never romance/marry one of the Girls. They annoy me very often with their romantic comments even if I'm married. And probably not Shane, since he stays so depressive...
But Alex is such a Sweetheart when you marry him and so easy to handle, just give him eggs and big breakfast and he is happy.

 

[Cuddlebug]

The Alex egg gift dialogues they added in 1.6 are so cursed but funny (except the parrot egg, Alex wtf)

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My favourites are the Dino Egg and Golden Egg comments

 

[imnvs]

Haley is way to mean.

Haley

She's too classist for me
Literally starts off by saying I smell like dirt

Haley - First impression reminded me of some of those that bullied me, even if she does grow sweeter later on.

See, this is the thing, she does become incredibly sweet and very charitable later on. She grows immensely. I will admit that at first glance I was turned off, having experiences similar to Terdin in my young life, but Haley honestly has the best redemption arc of all the available marriage candidates.

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

See, this is the thing, she does become incredibly sweet and very charitable later on. She grows immensely. I will admit that at first glance I was turned off, having experiences similar to Terdin in my young life, but Haley honestly has the best redemption arc of all the available marriage candidates.

Don't forget Shane, everyone's saying how terrible he is, and at first he is, but he gets his character growth too.

 

[Slimeglasses]

Don't forget Shane, everyone's saying how terrible he is, and at first he is, but he gets his character growth too.

True, but to be fair, shane is widely loved and recognized for his character arch, while haley doesn't really get enough recognition

 

[Usepencil]

Emily, i always surprises people cause im a professional psychic, she’s the type of people/ client i will avoid
abigail Sam and Sebastian, I don’t mind babysitting but it makes me feel like a sugarmommy sometimes
Mmmm Shane, him reverting back to alcohol and we have no way to help him it’s a hard watch…
My first save plus perfection run I married Maru (I was planning to marry everyone) and ended up staying with her, idk, she’s just pleasant to be around plus I have a surplus of miner treats from skull cavern
Then Leah, Harvey, Elliot I’m okay with, they have their careers when I marry them so

 

[Moonlit Sky]

Harvey and Alex
Alex because he's waaay to into sports for me and in my opinion, when you first meet him, he's kind of a jerk to you, and Harvey because I honestly just don't see the appeal of him. He's nice to talk to, but I don't see me marrying him unless I was trying to marry everyone.

 

[throutas]

Shane, Alex, Penny, and Harvey for me
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[Starry Junimo]

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[WorstDecorator]

Leah's the only one of the gals I've never had my farmer(s) marry.

Seems kinda unfair to saddle her with the farm wife life when her whole backstory is about how she doesn't want her art career to get swallowed up by "PTA meetings" and the like. But that's exactly what we're expecting her to sign up for with us. Especially if we keep running off to the skull cavern or ginger island 4-5 days a week because the TV says we're lucky, thus leaving her to deal with the cows and the chickens and the greenhouse and the horse and the kids all by herself with no time left to carve wood just like she never wanted.

More than the others it feels like we're doing her kinda dirty by marrying her. [At least with Maru she completes her main ambition before settling down with us, so we're not derailing her in the same way.]

Plus Leah is "everybody's" favorite and I just like being a little different.