Usepencil
Farmhand
And Marlon and gil feels like a couple lol
Who's the NPC you certanly will NEVER marry ?
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BeenASon
Farmer
I can see gals who like older men being attracted to Marlon but come on Gil is like 95 and pretty sure he's also disabled. There perfect for each other.
Usepencil
Farmhand
:0 I always imagine them being partners!
dragonflySky
Farmhand
I chose Krobus to be the room mate one time until he said "Mmm... what's that lovely smell? You must have been sweating all night". That was it for me and I evicted him straight away. I could imagine him creeping into my room and sniffing the sheets when I'm out or worse at night when I'm asleep. And his sewer room in the house was a bit gross too. I'd never have Krobus as a room mate again and definitely never marry him if it was possible.
Cool Jhon
Planter
Idk why but I don’t like Abigail very much so her. Also Haley because she’s rude and Shane for obvious reasons. Admittedly I haven’t played the romance aspect of the game very much anyway, maybe these are three goated choices and I’m missing out like that image where the miner gives up right before reaching diamonds. I care more about making my farm look better and getting filthy rich like the big wah 🧄
bros a opposite me
They should make it possible that would be funny. If it were possible I’d change my answer to “anyone but krobus” ts hilarious
BeenASon
Farmer
She's the most stereotypical blonde hot bully who gets redeemed possible.
DuckieDuck056
Greenhorn
Harvey and Maru bc I forget they exist most the time, and when I DO remember, I don't think of them as spouse people. Also Alex and Shane, I just don't like them. Elliott for both reasons
BeenASon
Farmer
I forget Maru exists but Harvey is memorable and definitely marriage material. Elliot is kind of a bum and really he's not in my opnion a stable marriage candidate. Unless your farmer is also a bum.
Chaos bacon
Planter
WE BELIVE IN
BeenASon
Farmer
Still doesn't change that he's unemployed and a bum. Broke too.
ThatOneTposingDude
Farmer
If money is your only investment, then you are poorer than you'll ever know.
-I forgot who
BeenASon
Farmer
Yeah but at least you don't have to live in a shack.
ThatOneTposingDude
Farmer
Tell that to Linus
RennyBenny
Farmer
i will never ever marry sam, shane, or penny :P sam is chill and all but i just don't vibe with him, as the other two, they're my least favorite npcs :-(
Hedgehogthe3rd
Planter
II don’t like how Shane goes back to alcoholism right when you marry him, but I might marry him for a Joja run or something. I always forget about Penny because she never goes to the Saloon and doesn’t really stick out at festivals, but I still will marry her eventually. (Also why does everyone keep saying Emily and Haley are bad options!?!?)
nicodeux
Farmer
This was already debated in another thread, but I'd like to remind that it is not clear that Shane falls back into alcoholism and depression once married. There are indeed a few quotes implying he drinks alcohol once married, but there are also quotes stating he is thankful for his new life. Moreover, there is no quote stating that he totally stops alcohol consumption before marriage, only that he cut down on a bad habit. Like most character arcs or lores in Stardew Valley, Shane's character evolution is open to player's interpretation, on purpose.
I can understand why many players dislike Haley as she is quite a brat at first, though she has a very interesting character evolution.
However, I don"t understand why some dislike Emily, even considering her "new age" vibe. She is one of the most kind, caring and positive NPCs in Pelican Town.
And who's the NPC I would certainly never marry? Assuming we are only speaking of marriage candidates, I would say Elliot. The character is well crafted, but I can't hook with him.
Kumbao
Sodbuster
A funny thing about Emily is that we consider her a bit of an esoteric because of her interest and knowledge of different stones, plants and meditation. Which is the typical esoteric stuff in our world. However, she exists in a world, where all of this esoteric stuff is not only a reality, but the effects are proven and measureable. Which makes her more of a doctor/scientist in that particular world.
StardropTea
Planter
Alex: Kinda a jerk tbh
Leah: I married her to cope to not being able to marry Robin
Shane: It gives the “I can fix him” but he has a relapse, and if you married him before the new update our house stays messy
Elliot: He’s cute but not really my type
ON THE OTHER SIDE, Sam and Sebby are adorable to marry (Imo)
Leah: I married her to cope to not being able to marry Robin
Shane: It gives the “I can fix him” but he has a relapse, and if you married him before the new update our house stays messy
Elliot: He’s cute but not really my type
ON THE OTHER SIDE, Sam and Sebby are adorable to marry (Imo)
FilthyGorilla
Local Legend
It would probably be Alex if playing as a woman, but I thought the overall storyline marrying him as a man was pretty nice, even made George readapt his views.