Who's the NPC you certanly will NEVER marry ?

[Usepencil]

Yeah I wish he was a candidate. But he's definitely in his late 40's and probably married.

And Marlon and gil feels like a couple lol

 

[BeenASon]

And Marlon and gil feels like a couple lol

I can see gals who like older men being attracted to Marlon but come on Gil is like 95 and pretty sure he's also disabled. There perfect for each other.

 

[Usepencil]

I can see gals who like older men being attracted to Marlon but come on Gil is like 95 and pretty sure he's also disabled. There perfect for each other.

:0 I always imagine them being partners!

 

[dragonflySky]

I chose Krobus to be the room mate one time until he said "Mmm... what's that lovely smell? You must have been sweating all night". That was it for me and I evicted him straight away. I could imagine him creeping into my room and sniffing the sheets when I'm out or worse at night when I'm asleep. And his sewer room in the house was a bit gross too. I'd never have Krobus as a room mate again and definitely never marry him if it was possible.

 

[Cool Jhon]

Idk why but I don’t like Abigail very much so her. Also Haley because she’s rude and Shane for obvious reasons. Admittedly I haven’t played the romance aspect of the game very much anyway, maybe these are three goated choices and I’m missing out like that image where the miner gives up right before reaching diamonds. I care more about making my farm look better and getting filthy rich like the big wah 🧄

Also, you'll never convince me to play a girl or be gay.

bros a opposite me

I'd never have Krobus as a room mate again and definitely never marry him if it was possible.

They should make it possible that would be funny. If it were possible I’d change my answer to “anyone but krobus” ts hilarious

 

[pealee]

None. Married them all to get portraits and see the cut scenes, and get heart event items.

Marrying Haley was the most cringeworthy by far.

 

[BeenASon]

None. Married them all to get portraits and see the cut scenes, and get heart event items.

Marrying Haley was the most cringeworthy by far.

She's the most stereotypical blonde hot bully who gets redeemed possible.

 

[DuckieDuck056]

Harvey and Maru bc I forget they exist most the time, and when I DO remember, I don't think of them as spouse people. Also Alex and Shane, I just don't like them. Elliott for both reasons

 

[BeenASon]

Harvey and Maru bc I forget they exist most the time, and when I DO remember, I don't think of them as spouse people. Also Alex and Shane, I just don't like them. Elliott for both reasons

I forget Maru exists but Harvey is memorable and definitely marriage material. Elliot is kind of a bum and really he's not in my opnion a stable marriage candidate. Unless your farmer is also a bum.

 

[Chaos bacon]

Elliot is kind of a bum and really he's not in my opnion a stable marriage candidate. Unless your farmer is also a bum.

WE BELIVE IN

SUPREMACY!!!!

 

[BeenASon]

WE BELIVE IN View attachment 33863 SUPREMACY!!!!

Still doesn't change that he's unemployed and a bum. Broke too.

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Still doesn't change that he's unemployed and a bum. Broke too.

If money is your only investment, then you are poorer than you'll ever know.
-I forgot who

 

[BeenASon]

If money is your only investment, then you are poorer than you'll ever know.
-I forgot who

Yeah but at least you don't have to live in a shack.

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Yeah but at least you don't have to live in a shack.

Tell that to Linus

 

[RennyBenny]

i will never ever marry sam, shane, or penny :P sam is chill and all but i just don't vibe with him, as the other two, they're my least favorite npcs :-(