Insults that only SDV players understand.
- Thread starter Gridball Pom Queen
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Junimo :3
Farmhand
yesssssss. destroy ur enemys >:DYou’ve got an entire insult arsenal Lew!
Lothengriol
Sodbuster
You look at those little suckers and tell me they wouldn't taste like Jolly Ranchers!
Oh and this insult would work in the real world, but it's also fitting for Stardew Valley so I'll add it here: "They have to water you every morning, don't they?"
dragonflySky
Planter
"Hmm... if it weren't for those horrendous clothes you might actually be cute" 
HedgehogIII
Farmer
Shiiiiiiiit that’s brutal
HedgehogIII
Farmer
You tried watering a meteorite
dragonflySky
Planter
You're about as useful as the Crop Fairy on the night of the 28th
Slimeglasses
Local Legend
"Wow, you look like the seasons just changed from spring to summer"
Confused
Farmer
“Your brain has the same capacity as the base backpack upgrade.”
“I bet you’d think you're item ID [74], but you’re actually item ID [168].”
“I bet you’d lose the egg festival every single year.”
“You probably have to buy the Training Rod, don’t you?”
“You probably bet on Orange and then think you’re really smart.”
“If I had to pick you or Lewis, I’d pick Lewis over you.”
“You probably drink a lot of mayonnaise.”
“You’re probably the one throwing rocks at Linus’s tent.”
“You probably never have the right dish to give the trash bear, and it shows.”
“I bet Pam is a better mother than you could ever be.”
“You look like ‘??Foroguemon??’.”
“You should’ve been sacrificed to the Dark Shrine of Selfishness as a child.”
“I bet you’d think you're item ID [74], but you’re actually item ID [168].”
“I bet you’d lose the egg festival every single year.”
“You probably have to buy the Training Rod, don’t you?”
“You probably bet on Orange and then think you’re really smart.”
“If I had to pick you or Lewis, I’d pick Lewis over you.”
“You probably drink a lot of mayonnaise.”
“You’re probably the one throwing rocks at Linus’s tent.”
“You probably never have the right dish to give the trash bear, and it shows.”
“I bet Pam is a better mother than you could ever be.”
“You look like ‘??Foroguemon??’.”
“You should’ve been sacrificed to the Dark Shrine of Selfishness as a child.”
HedgehogIII
Farmer
You drop omni geodes and ectoplasm when you die.
Either that or sap.
Either that or sap.
HedgehogIII
Farmer
nice family picture
HedgehogIII
Farmer
You had to use the wiki to get parsnip seeds
HedgehogIII
Farmer
How many runs does it take you before you realize you can put things in the soup?
