If I had a nickel...

[ji]

If I had a nickel for how many times I had a nickel, I would have a nickel-

you mean 2 nickels?

 

[Contented-Slime]

you mean 2 nickels?

You mean 3-no, 4-no, 5-no, 6-no-

 

[Nonak]

If I had a nickel for every nickel I had I'd have 0 nickels because I've never seen one irl

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

If I had a nickel for every foreign coin I had not shaped like circle, I'd have two nickels.

 

[BeenASon]

If I had a nickel for every pancake with syrup i ate I have 0 nickels. Never ate one of em.

 

[Nonak]

If I had a nickel for every pancake with syrup i ate I have 0 nickels. Never ate one of em.

Same

 

[BeenASon]

Same

Pancakes are awesome tho even without the syrup.

 

[HaleySunflower]

If I had a nickel for every amazing person that I have met on this forum alone, I would be able to buy the entirety of the United States.

 

[danthecat]

if I had a nickel every time I clicked on this thread put didn't post anything I'd have two nickels

 

[Slimeglasses]

If I had a nickel for every time I wished someone I knew could try a pancake with syrup for the first time I'd have two nickels

 

[HedgehogIII]

If I had a nickel for every time I got stuck in a time loop, I’d have 2 nickels I think. Other than on this thread, If I had a nickel for every time I got stuck in a time loop, I’d have 3 nickels I think. Other than on this thread, If I had a nickel for every time I got stuck in a time loop, I’d have 4 nickels I think. Other than on this thre-

 

[danthecat]

if i had a nickel every time i watched Groundhog Day id have 3 nickels

 

[HedgehogIII]

If I had a nickel for every time someone posted on this thread, I’d have $7.30 and counting

 

[Nonak]

If I had a nickel for every time I was convinced it's Thursday when it was actually Wednesday I'd have 3 nickels, which isn't a lot but is a weird thing to happen thrice.