If I had a nickel...

[pawtumn]

If I had a nickel for how many times I had a nickel, I would have a nickel-

you mean 2 nickels?

 

[Contented-Slime]

you mean 2 nickels?

You mean 3-no, 4-no, 5-no, 6-no-

 

[Nonak]

If I had a nickel for every nickel I had I'd have 0 nickels because I've never seen one irl

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

If I had a nickel for every foreign coin I had not shaped like circle, I'd have two nickels.

 

[BeenASon]

If I had a nickel for every pancake with syrup i ate I have 0 nickels. Never ate one of em.

 

[Nonak]

If I had a nickel for every pancake with syrup i ate I have 0 nickels. Never ate one of em.

Same

 

[BeenASon]

Same

Pancakes are awesome tho even without the syrup.

 

[HaleySunflower]

If I had a nickel for every amazing person that I have met on this forum alone, I would be able to buy the entirety of the United States.

 

[danthecat]

if I had a nickel every time I clicked on this thread put didn't post anything I'd have two nickels

 

[Slimeglasses]

If I had a nickel for every time I wished someone I knew could try a pancake with syrup for the first time I'd have two nickels

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

If I had a nickel for every time I got stuck in a time loop, I’d have 2 nickels I think. Other than on this thread, If I had a nickel for every time I got stuck in a time loop, I’d have 3 nickels I think. Other than on this thread, If I had a nickel for every time I got stuck in a time loop, I’d have 4 nickels I think. Other than on this thre-

 

[danthecat]

if i had a nickel every time i watched Groundhog Day id have 3 nickels

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

If I had a nickel for every time someone posted on this thread, I’d have $7.30 and counting

 

[Nonak]

If I had a nickel for every time I was convinced it's Thursday when it was actually Wednesday I'd have 3 nickels, which isn't a lot but is a weird thing to happen thrice.

 

[Nonak]

If I had a nickel for every fun fact I knew, but forgot I'd probably have a lot of nickels. Can't exactly count something I don't remember, but give me back my fun fact memory :(

If I had a nickel for every time I typed a z instead of some other letter I'd have even more nickels because AZERTY just does that all the time.

 

[Hollyfox]

if i had a nickel for every time i lost track of the date on summer break, i'd have like idk 5?? it happens a lot

 

[Nonak]

if i had a nickel for every time i lost track of the date on summer break, i'd have like idk 5?? it happens a lot

Same! I only check the date when I journal, then forget it. Just like what day of the week it is.

 

[stardew_lover6537]

If I had a nickel for every time I called Donald Trump and/or Morris a curse word under my breath, I would have approximately 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 nickels. :)

 

[stardew_lover6537]

If I had a nickel for every time these girls at my school called me "teacher's pet" I actually don't know how many nickels I'd have. Because it's ALWAYS behind my back.

 

[stardew_lover6537]

If I had a nickel for every nickel I had I'd have 0 nickels because I've never seen one irl

yea I live down under currency makes so much more cents here. (geddit?)