If I had a nickel...

[stardew_lover6537]

If I had a nickel for every time my pinky turned purple (irl) I'd have a nickel. If I had a nickel for every time my friend told me they were nearly kidnapped, I'd have a nickel. If I had a nickel for every time I played a Wii for three hours straight I'd have a nickel.

 

[Nonak]

If I had a nickel for every time my pinky turned purple (irl) I'd have a nickel.

If I had a nickel for every time half of my thumb turned purple I'd have a nickel.

If I had a nickel for every time my friend told me they were nearly kidnapped, I'd have a nickel.

If I had a nickel for every time my parents told me I almost got kidnapped as a kid I'd have a nickel

I usually don't do "this happened to me once" stuff but look at those coincidences.

 

[Slimeglasses]

If I had a nickel for each year since July 4th, 1776, I’d have $12.05