If I had a nickel...

[Farmer Evie]

If I had a nickel for every time my pinky turned purple (irl) I'd have a nickel. If I had a nickel for every time my friend told me they were nearly kidnapped, I'd have a nickel. If I had a nickel for every time I played a Wii for three hours straight I'd have a nickel.

 

[Nonak]

If I had a nickel for every time my pinky turned purple (irl) I'd have a nickel.

If I had a nickel for every time half of my thumb turned purple I'd have a nickel.

If I had a nickel for every time my friend told me they were nearly kidnapped, I'd have a nickel.

If I had a nickel for every time my parents told me I almost got kidnapped as a kid I'd have a nickel

I usually don't do "this happened to me once" stuff but look at those coincidences.

 

[Slimeglasses]

If I had a nickel for each year since July 4th, 1776, I’d have $12.05

 

[pawtumn]

if i had a nickel for every time i procrastinated on a school assignment or drawing i would have more money than elon musk

 

[Glasia]

If I had a nickel for every time I was accused being a demon just because a PC crashed nearby, I would have $2 or so.