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Please: How would you caption this beaut?

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When you wake up and you realize your life has become so much more than you ever have imagined.- Checkered necktie, heterochromia Lady, Son with a half a hot dog hat (picture on left). Yuuuup. It's the cats pajamas.
Another caption: "These nature programs about humans are always so gruesome, why do you watch them dear??"
 
Another caption: "These nature programs about humans are always so gruesome, why do you watch them dear??"

"My dear, we must know our enemy so that we may overcome them with our unearthly command of overly dilated pupils, fuzzy bellies, lazer antics, cute paw licking, string chasing, leg rubbing with free trips thrown in, and shoe-loving. Only then shall the yummy snacks be ours. Wanna bet I get them to change out the litter box, too?"
 
"My dear, we must know our enemy so that we may overcome them with our unearthly command of overly dilated pupils, fuzzy bellies, lazer antics, cute paw licking, string chasing, leg rubbing with free trips thrown in, and shoe-loving. Only then shall the yummy snacks be ours. Wanna bet I get them to change out the litter box, too?"
Cats are truly the aliens sent to observe us. Ever notice how they look like little spaceships when all their paws are tucked in??
 
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Very few days go by where I don't feel this way (the other days I usually wish I could be a dog)
 
It looks like Caroline said, "Stop and wipe your feet before entering this store! I just spent 45 minutes mopping and you will not be tracking mud and dropping quartz bits all over the place!"
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"Sheesh Mom take it easy, you'll blow an aneurysm or something. I'm wipin' my feet, seeeee?" Exaggerated wiping ensues...
 
It looks like Caroline said, "Stop and wipe your feet before entering this store! I just spent 45 minutes mopping and you will not be tracking mud and dropping quartz bits all over the place!"
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"Sheesh Mom take it easy, you'll blow an aneurysm or something. I'm wipin' my feet, seeeee?" Exaggerated wiping ensues...
Which of course sends mud flecks everywhere anyway... on the walls, onto merchandise, into Caroline's hair.
 
If I had Caroline's angry eyes at my fingertips I would have put them there, does she have?... oh yeah if you give her some thing she doesn't like... I guess I've never done that.

Actually she doesn't have any good angry eyes, one of the few villagers who doesn't, which is why I left a pic of her out. One day I should photoshop the angry Haley eyes onto her. Might be a fun 20 minute project!
 
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