Design the worst update possible

[Luna_Tuna]

You farmer develops schizophrenia and you MUST buy your pills online for 500$ each pill, if you don’t take them everyday you start experiencing symptoms

 

[HedgehogIII]

You farmer develops schizophrenia and you MUST buy your pills online for 500$ each pill, if you don’t take them everyday you start experiencing symptoms

I’m getting married to Haley!
Ummm…who’s Haley?
my…my fiance
uhhh…what

 

[Luna_Tuna]

I’m getting married to Haley!
Ummm…who’s Haley?
my…my fiance
uhhh…what

Whos Haley?

 

[JamaicaGinger]

you can now no longer eat any fresh vegetables, E G you've picked a parsnip, you can't eat it yet silly! You need to put it through the cleanselizer* first, and after that wash it in the sink at Willy's shack, and then you can eat it for %50 less of the stats!

*The Cleanselizer™ costs $1.25 per use, terms apply.

 

[WanderingWendaline]

There are now limited time (as in real time, not SDV time) seasonal events. To get the most out of it, you need to buy a pass with real money. Even with the pass, half of the event is still locked behind a paywall

 

[HedgehogIII]

Linus is hostile

 

[Luna_Tuna]

Linus is hostile

And he throws rocks and trash at you

 

[HedgehogIII]

And he throws rocks and trash at you

He controls the bears to rip you apart

 

[Luna_Tuna]

Someone should turn these ideas into a mod

 

[HedgehogIII]

Grandpa gives you $100,000 of credit card debt in his will

 

[WanderingWendaline]

Grandpa gives you $100,000 of credit card debt in his will

This but Grandpa has $100,000,000 of debt from gambling at the casino

 

[Lenora Rose]

There are now limited time (as in real time, not SDV time) seasonal events. To get the most out of it, you need to buy a pass with real money. Even with the pass, half of the event is still locked behind a paywall

I see you, too, are tired of all the little "free" online games that advertise incessantly...

 

[Hollyfox]

you can only earn money through the saloon games. (by collecting coins)

 

[HedgehogIII]

when you enter ginger island your hair changes color

 

[WanderingWendaline]

There are no more character customization options. You can only look like a mannequin