Design the worst update possible

HedgehogIII

Farmer
Shooting someone with a sling shot or attacking them with a sword kills them, giving a message in the chat. “Mr Qi: Kid. That’s a federal offense. Your save file will be deleted in 3. 2. 1.”
 
before you get on the bus, you have to take a plane to the bus stop, which has a 99.99999% chance of crashing and you have a 10% chance of surviving, and then you have a 99$ chance of crashing onto a deserted island, in which case you have to wait for rescue, which has a 99% chance of requiring you to climb 2000 meters, so they have a 1% chance of seeing you at the top, if you didn't crash onto a deserted island, you have a 99% chance of landing in the ocean, which you die, otherwise you have to walk the 10000 miles to the bus stop in extreme weather
 

HedgehogIII

Farmer
before you get on the bus, you have to take a plane to the bus stop, which has a 99.99999% chance of crashing and you have a 10% chance of surviving, and then you have a 99$ chance of crashing onto a deserted island, in which case you have to wait for rescue, which has a 99% chance of requiring you to climb 2000 meters, so they have a 1% chance of seeing you at the top, if you didn't crash onto a deserted island, you have a 99% chance of landing in the ocean, which you die, otherwise you have to walk the 10000 miles to the bus stop in extreme weather
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Lothengriol

Farmhand
before you get on the bus, you have to take a plane to the bus stop, which has a 99.99999% chance of crashing and you have a 10% chance of surviving, and then you have a 99$ chance of crashing onto a deserted island, in which case you have to wait for rescue, which has a 99% chance of requiring you to climb 2000 meters, so they have a 1% chance of seeing you at the top, if you didn't crash onto a deserted island, you have a 99% chance of landing in the ocean, which you die, otherwise you have to walk the 10000 miles to the bus stop in extreme weather
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