Design the worst update possible

[RykerNightshard]

HOW???!!!

Old

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Old

All the villagers age and die, even non giftable npcs and your children and your spouse. You are left alone by yourself and eventually monsters take over Pelican Town.

 

[RykerNightshard]

All the villagers age and die, even non giftable npcs and your children and your spouse. You are left alone by yourself and eventually monsters take over Pelican Town.

Quote of all time right here

 

[Cuddlebug]

All the villagers age and die, even non giftable npcs and your children and your spouse. You are left alone by yourself and eventually monsters take over Pelican Town.

That would be pretty weird btw Or they all turn into Zombies then and attack your farm at night...

 

[Dreyski]

HOW???!!!

Freshwater sharks during his skinny dipping cutscene

 

[HedgehogIII]

Stardew/Fortnite Collab with 5 new villagers: a fish, a paper llama, some blonde dude, literally just a bus, and some Lego lady

 

[HedgehogIII]

Harry Potter/Stardew Collab with a new pet option: death eaters

 

[BeenASon]

When you buy something it goes out of stock forever.

 

[RykerNightshard]

Krobus is removed

 

[Lothengriol]

A new farm type where everyone hates you from the beginning (-10 hearts).

 

[HedgehogIII]

Shooting someone with a sling shot or attacking them with a sword kills them, giving a message in the chat. “Mr Qi: Kid. That’s a federal offense. Your save file will be deleted in 3. 2. 1.”

 

[HedgehogIII]

Should this be moved to forum games?

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

before you get on the bus, you have to take a plane to the bus stop, which has a 99.99999% chance of crashing and you have a 10% chance of surviving, and then you have a 99$ chance of crashing onto a deserted island, in which case you have to wait for rescue, which has a 99% chance of requiring you to climb 2000 meters, so they have a 1% chance of seeing you at the top, if you didn't crash onto a deserted island, you have a 99% chance of landing in the ocean, which you die, otherwise you have to walk the 10000 miles to the bus stop in extreme weather

 

[HedgehogIII]

before you get on the bus, you have to take a plane to the bus stop, which has a 99.99999% chance of crashing and you have a 10% chance of surviving, and then you have a 99$ chance of crashing onto a deserted island, in which case you have to wait for rescue, which has a 99% chance of requiring you to climb 2000 meters, so they have a 1% chance of seeing you at the top, if you didn't crash onto a deserted island, you have a 99% chance of landing in the ocean, which you die, otherwise you have to walk the 10000 miles to the bus stop in extreme weather

Wot

 

[HedgehogIII]

Fish explode sometimes

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Wot

the most complicated way to have a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of wanting to play this game

 

[Lothengriol]

before you get on the bus, you have to take a plane to the bus stop, which has a 99.99999% chance of crashing and you have a 10% chance of surviving, and then you have a 99$ chance of crashing onto a deserted island, in which case you have to wait for rescue, which has a 99% chance of requiring you to climb 2000 meters, so they have a 1% chance of seeing you at the top, if you didn't crash onto a deserted island, you have a 99% chance of landing in the ocean, which you die, otherwise you have to walk the 10000 miles to the bus stop in extreme weather