Who is the worst npc

FilthyGorilla

Local Legend
NPC's, not villagers, necessarily. Mr. Qi. The character design reminds me of that trench coat clad Salesman character from Sesame Street who is always trying to sell Ernie some letter that fell off a truck or whatever. You first encounter him in his casino, where he's profiting handsomely off of poor Welwick's delusions of clairvoyance. And can we talk about exchange rates for his captive currency there? And then you get to the walnut room and he's staring at this panopticon that lets him survey the whole Valley at once, and that's all he does.

Sometimes for fun Trixie slingshots rocks at him just to watch him swear. I wish the PC could deal him actual damage.
Yeah honestly he's a bit puzzling, he spies over the whole valley and spends so much time watching over you that you can only feel as if the lore between him and grandpa must tie back so many years back. His blue skin, deep funding, and demeanor all lend to the sort of stereotypical not-so-nice antihero. Hopefully he's a reoccurring character we learn a little more about, if he's so much as mentioned in HC I'll be so thrilled.
 

Draconifors

Farmer
Haley.
She is a stereotypical dumb blonde, superficial and whiny. She might change at high hearts, but by 8 she doesn't and that's the highest I'll ever go with someone as insufferable as her.

Clint is all right, I don't fully agree with the villainization of Lewis, and neither Morris nor Pierre is a good guy.
 

LRangerR

Local Legend
Clint is all right, I don't fully agree with the villainization of Lewis...
Ive never agreed with it either. I think that some people feel the need to have to hate someone or something for some reason, and Lewis has been lumped into that as a form of scapegoat. Will he ever be my favorite character? No, but I don't think he deserves much of the claim he gets
 

HaleyRocks

Farmer
Lmfao. I have a feeling Lew will have at least one issue with your list, but I'm surprised to see Jodi so high up. I like her, but she usually gets a lot of grief from people
I have a soft spot for women that are busy, run their households admirably, cook well, invite neighbors for dinner, raise well-mannered kids and endure through both their husband's absence and strange new behaviors (pop-corn scene?)... She is like a little saint, before my eyes.

Many of real life's women would have wrecked that household instead of breaking their backbone daily, or something.
 

Lew Zealand

Helper
It's aaaalllllll fine, my big huggy bear Henchman can come live with me after being banned, I get all the Hench and have shelves of Void Mayo waiting! And Gil wins by causing people to form an opinion of him any stronger than mild appreciation. Those people have now expended more energy than him and are slipping down the slope away from low-energy enlightenment. It's OK. One can recover and still attain the true path with time.

But unfortunately even more effort. Oops.
 

RennyBenny

Planter
i don’t have a problem with Morris, i think he’s annoying but he’s just doing his job.

for me, i think the worst npc is probably welwick because she just says the same 3 fortunes and then steals a 100 off you for absolutely nothing. (im still waiting for my mysterious gem that i find in the mines pal)

and an additionally awful character is the movie concession stand kid, who won’t let you get a jawbreaker or a nice jasmine tea for yourself, (because say you don’t want to spend all that money on another person’s ticket or have no one to go with), but will gladly let spend 150 on some popcorn for a friend (who probably isn’t sharing). personally i feel its unfair and his carefree attitude of “well if ya had a friend with ya you could get a snack, for them” sucks before a movie and in general. if i handed over half my fortune to joja co. it think it’s only fair i get some snacks of my own.
 

LRangerR

Local Legend
i don’t have a problem with Morris, i think he’s annoying but he’s just doing his job.

for me, i think the worst npc is probably welwick because she just says the same 3 fortunes and then steals a 100 off you for absolutely nothing. (im still waiting for my mysterious gem that i find in the mines pal)

and an additionally awful character is the movie concession stand kid, who won’t let you get a jawbreaker or a nice jasmine tea for yourself, (because say you don’t want to spend all that money on another person’s ticket or have no one to go with), but will gladly let spend 150 on some popcorn for a friend (who probably isn’t sharing). personally i feel its unfair and his carefree attitude of “well if ya had a friend with ya you could get a snack, for them” sucks before a movie and in general. if i handed over half my fortune to joja co. it think it’s only fair i get some snacks of my own.
Honestly, the reason why I don't like Morris is because he's "only doing his job". I get it, middle management is a hard job. But the problem with Morris is that he leans into the values of Joja corp. It's kinda disgusting how hard he leans into it, however, I am pretty sure that's intentional as part of the narrative of the game.

I'm surprised tho, that no body has said the guy who digs at the rocks blocking the mines at the beginning of the game. Like seriously dude, I have a pickaxe and blow through rocks all day long, please, let me help you. I'll even buy you a beer. Fkn Joja contractors
 
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