Slimeglasses
Local Legend
Oops…
That’s embarrassing. XD
That’s embarrassing. XD
ThatOneTposingDude
Planter
Pierre calls Abigail his daughter, and Abigail calls him her dad a few times, too.
Terdin
Farmhand
That's because they don't know that Caroline had a relationship on the side before getting pregnant with Abigail. Caroline confides in the farmer at some point that she used to visit the wizard's tower back when they'd moved in, and says to not let Pierre know because he's the jealous type. Rasmodius, the wizard, also says he's got reason to believe he's got a child in the village...
EliteDangerGamer
Farmer
I feel this got slightly off topic, I'm going to make a tournament (winners of matches are denoted W##)
Round One
Match 1 Haley vs Penny
Match 2 Elliot vs Harvey
Match 3 Shane vs Sam
Match 4 Lewis vs Willy
Match 5 Clint vs Gunther
Match 6 Emily vs Leah
Match 7 Alex vs Sebastian
Match 8 Abigail vs Maru
Match 9 Jodi vs Caroline
Match 10 Pam vs Marnie
Match 11 Linus vs Wizard (Wizard can't use magic)
Match 12 Demetrius vs Gus
Match 13 Morris vs Pierre
Match 14 Kent vs Marlon
Match 15 Sandy vs Robin
Match 16 Leo vs Vincent
Round Two
Match 17 W1(winner of match 1) vs W2 (Winner of match 2)
Match 18 W3 vs W4
Match 19 W5 vs W6
Match 20 W7 vs W8
Match 21 W9 vs W10
Match 22 W11 vs W12
Match 23 W13 vs W14
Match 24 W15 vs W16
Round Three (Quarter Finals)
Match 25 W17 vs W18
Match 26 W19 vs W20
Match 27 W21 vs W22
Match 28 W23 vs W24
Round Four (Semi Finals)
Match 29 W25 vs W26
Match 30 W27 vs W28
Round 5 (FINAL)
Match 31 W29 vs W30
Fill it in as you like!
Round One
Match 1 Haley vs Penny
Match 2 Elliot vs Harvey
Match 3 Shane vs Sam
Match 4 Lewis vs Willy
Match 5 Clint vs Gunther
Match 6 Emily vs Leah
Match 7 Alex vs Sebastian
Match 8 Abigail vs Maru
Match 9 Jodi vs Caroline
Match 10 Pam vs Marnie
Match 11 Linus vs Wizard (Wizard can't use magic)
Match 12 Demetrius vs Gus
Match 13 Morris vs Pierre
Match 14 Kent vs Marlon
Match 15 Sandy vs Robin
Match 16 Leo vs Vincent
Round Two
Match 17 W1(winner of match 1) vs W2 (Winner of match 2)
Match 18 W3 vs W4
Match 19 W5 vs W6
Match 20 W7 vs W8
Match 21 W9 vs W10
Match 22 W11 vs W12
Match 23 W13 vs W14
Match 24 W15 vs W16
Round Three (Quarter Finals)
Match 25 W17 vs W18
Match 26 W19 vs W20
Match 27 W21 vs W22
Match 28 W23 vs W24
Round Four (Semi Finals)
Match 29 W25 vs W26
Match 30 W27 vs W28
Round 5 (FINAL)
Match 31 W29 vs W30
Fill it in as you like!
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ThatOneTposingDude
Planter
Rasmodius is Caroline's father, he is far older than Caroline. He also says his ex goes around cursing the countryside, something I doubt Caroline is doing.
Chaos bacon
Sodbuster
Haley vs Penny= I would have to say it would be a draw because they probably would both use some sort of dirty fighting skills. I mean, hell, Pam is so hard on Penny that she most likely had to have some sort of defense in case things got hairy. Haley on the other hand would probably use dirty fighting (kicking, clawing, throwing items) so yeah, a draw.
Elliot vs Harvey= I would say Elliot. I think Harvey is too much of a pacifist to fight. that or he'd throw the fight so he could get out of it.
Shane vs Sam= If they are both sober, then Sam. If Shane is drunk and angry, then Shane. but in general, since Shane is mostly drunk, I would say Shane.
Lewis vs Willy= Willy's arms are probably very strong from reigning in fish all day, plus he has most likely been in some brawls in his heyday.
Clint vs Gunther= Clint, they work with a hammer and probably have very strong-arm muscles
Emily vs Leah= Leah, she carves wood, she probably would be good in hand to hand if she had a knife. (also, Emily is definitely a pacifist)
Alex vs Sebastian= Alex, Dude got football arms. he can probably tackle Seb and overpower
Abigail vs Maru= Abigail. she fights monsters and goes in the mines. Maru may have the upper hand on strategy, but Abigail has the upper hand on the offensive side
Jodi vs Caroline= They're too good of friends to try and fight each other.
Pam vs Marnie= the angry alcoholic people always win, at least from what I've seen
Linus vs Wizard= Linus has been living off the land for probably years, so he is probably able to defend himself from those wishing him harm because he's so self-sufficient
Demetrius vs Gus= Neither, they'd probably just end up talking about molecular gastronomy or something.
Morris vs Pierre= We all know this ended ;)
Kent vs Marlon= Marlon would win if he could use his sword, But Kent would definitely win in hand-to-hand combat
Sandy vs Robin= Robin. I mean, can she use her axe? even if she can't use it, she has the same advantage as Willy with her arm strength.
Vincent vs Leo= Leo and Vincent would only fight each other if they couldn't share, so in that case, penny wins because she breaks them up and makes them apologize. XD
Elliot vs Harvey= I would say Elliot. I think Harvey is too much of a pacifist to fight. that or he'd throw the fight so he could get out of it.
Shane vs Sam= If they are both sober, then Sam. If Shane is drunk and angry, then Shane. but in general, since Shane is mostly drunk, I would say Shane.
Lewis vs Willy= Willy's arms are probably very strong from reigning in fish all day, plus he has most likely been in some brawls in his heyday.
Clint vs Gunther= Clint, they work with a hammer and probably have very strong-arm muscles
Emily vs Leah= Leah, she carves wood, she probably would be good in hand to hand if she had a knife. (also, Emily is definitely a pacifist)
Alex vs Sebastian= Alex, Dude got football arms. he can probably tackle Seb and overpower
Abigail vs Maru= Abigail. she fights monsters and goes in the mines. Maru may have the upper hand on strategy, but Abigail has the upper hand on the offensive side
Jodi vs Caroline= They're too good of friends to try and fight each other.
Pam vs Marnie= the angry alcoholic people always win, at least from what I've seen
Linus vs Wizard= Linus has been living off the land for probably years, so he is probably able to defend himself from those wishing him harm because he's so self-sufficient
Demetrius vs Gus= Neither, they'd probably just end up talking about molecular gastronomy or something.
Morris vs Pierre= We all know this ended ;)
Kent vs Marlon= Marlon would win if he could use his sword, But Kent would definitely win in hand-to-hand combat
Sandy vs Robin= Robin. I mean, can she use her axe? even if she can't use it, she has the same advantage as Willy with her arm strength.
Vincent vs Leo= Leo and Vincent would only fight each other if they couldn't share, so in that case, penny wins because she breaks them up and makes them apologize. XD
EliteDangerGamer
Farmer
lets say they are forced to fight, no outside interference, and they can't forfeit
Chaos bacon
Sodbuster
i am not rewriting all of that
Contented-Slime
Sodbuster
Next round:
Haley vs Sam: Haley
Elliot vs Leah: Leah
Marlon vs Abigail: Abigail
Also, due to many people getting out because it's uneven:
Jas vs Clint: Clint
Clint vs Caroline: Clint
Contented-Slime
Sodbuster
Next round:
Haley vs Leah: Leah
Abigail vs Clint: Abigail
Finals!
Abigail vs Leah: Leah
I think these pairings were unfair because it should have been someone else. Actually, maybe not.
BeenASon
Planter
That is diabolical. How does Abigail win against a blacksmith but loses against Leah? Also I didn't pit the guys against gals because testosterone and blah blah blah to keep it fair.
BeenASon
Planter
BeenASon
Planter
Haley can't win against Sam unless she gets like a rock and bambam. How does Leah win against Elliot? ABIGAIL VS MARLON? MARLON'S SWORD IS OLDER THAN ABIGAIL!
BeenASon
Planter
Willy can beat Elliot in my opnion. Willy seems more tough. Pam is much heavier than Leah and can probably beat her up pretty bag. Wizard vs Abigail is pretty much a draw since the wizard is pretty short and chubby for what he's worth without magic. I agree on the last one.