Slimeglasses
Local Legend
Oops…
That’s embarrassing. XD
That’s embarrassing. XD
ThatOneTposingDude
Farmer
Pierre calls Abigail his daughter, and Abigail calls him her dad a few times, too.
Terdin
Farmhand
That's because they don't know that Caroline had a relationship on the side before getting pregnant with Abigail. Caroline confides in the farmer at some point that she used to visit the wizard's tower back when they'd moved in, and says to not let Pierre know because he's the jealous type. Rasmodius, the wizard, also says he's got reason to believe he's got a child in the village...
EliteDangerGamer
Farmer
I feel this got slightly off topic, I'm going to make a tournament (winners of matches are denoted W##)
Round One
Match 1 Haley vs Penny
Match 2 Elliot vs Harvey
Match 3 Shane vs Sam
Match 4 Lewis vs Willy
Match 5 Clint vs Gunther
Match 6 Emily vs Leah
Match 7 Alex vs Sebastian
Match 8 Abigail vs Maru
Match 9 Jodi vs Caroline
Match 10 Pam vs Marnie
Match 11 Linus vs Wizard (Wizard can't use magic)
Match 12 Demetrius vs Gus
Match 13 Morris vs Pierre
Match 14 Kent vs Marlon
Match 15 Sandy vs Robin
Match 16 Leo vs Vincent
Round Two
Match 17 W1(winner of match 1) vs W2 (Winner of match 2)
Match 18 W3 vs W4
Match 19 W5 vs W6
Match 20 W7 vs W8
Match 21 W9 vs W10
Match 22 W11 vs W12
Match 23 W13 vs W14
Match 24 W15 vs W16
Round Three (Quarter Finals)
Match 25 W17 vs W18
Match 26 W19 vs W20
Match 27 W21 vs W22
Match 28 W23 vs W24
Round Four (Semi Finals)
Match 29 W25 vs W26
Match 30 W27 vs W28
Round 5 (FINAL)
Match 31 W29 vs W30
Fill it in as you like!
Round One
Match 1 Haley vs Penny
Match 2 Elliot vs Harvey
Match 3 Shane vs Sam
Match 4 Lewis vs Willy
Match 5 Clint vs Gunther
Match 6 Emily vs Leah
Match 7 Alex vs Sebastian
Match 8 Abigail vs Maru
Match 9 Jodi vs Caroline
Match 10 Pam vs Marnie
Match 11 Linus vs Wizard (Wizard can't use magic)
Match 12 Demetrius vs Gus
Match 13 Morris vs Pierre
Match 14 Kent vs Marlon
Match 15 Sandy vs Robin
Match 16 Leo vs Vincent
Round Two
Match 17 W1(winner of match 1) vs W2 (Winner of match 2)
Match 18 W3 vs W4
Match 19 W5 vs W6
Match 20 W7 vs W8
Match 21 W9 vs W10
Match 22 W11 vs W12
Match 23 W13 vs W14
Match 24 W15 vs W16
Round Three (Quarter Finals)
Match 25 W17 vs W18
Match 26 W19 vs W20
Match 27 W21 vs W22
Match 28 W23 vs W24
Round Four (Semi Finals)
Match 29 W25 vs W26
Match 30 W27 vs W28
Round 5 (FINAL)
Match 31 W29 vs W30
Fill it in as you like!
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ThatOneTposingDude
Farmer
Rasmodius is Caroline's father, he is far older than Caroline. He also says his ex goes around cursing the countryside, something I doubt Caroline is doing.
Chaos bacon
Planter
Haley vs Penny= I would have to say it would be a draw because they probably would both use some sort of dirty fighting skills. I mean, hell, Pam is so hard on Penny that she most likely had to have some sort of defense in case things got hairy. Haley on the other hand would probably use dirty fighting (kicking, clawing, throwing items) so yeah, a draw.
Elliot vs Harvey= I would say Elliot. I think Harvey is too much of a pacifist to fight. that or he'd throw the fight so he could get out of it.
Shane vs Sam= If they are both sober, then Sam. If Shane is drunk and angry, then Shane. but in general, since Shane is mostly drunk, I would say Shane.
Lewis vs Willy= Willy's arms are probably very strong from reigning in fish all day, plus he has most likely been in some brawls in his heyday.
Clint vs Gunther= Clint, they work with a hammer and probably have very strong-arm muscles
Emily vs Leah= Leah, she carves wood, she probably would be good in hand to hand if she had a knife. (also, Emily is definitely a pacifist)
Alex vs Sebastian= Alex, Dude got football arms. he can probably tackle Seb and overpower
Abigail vs Maru= Abigail. she fights monsters and goes in the mines. Maru may have the upper hand on strategy, but Abigail has the upper hand on the offensive side
Jodi vs Caroline= They're too good of friends to try and fight each other.
Pam vs Marnie= the angry alcoholic people always win, at least from what I've seen
Linus vs Wizard= Linus has been living off the land for probably years, so he is probably able to defend himself from those wishing him harm because he's so self-sufficient
Demetrius vs Gus= Neither, they'd probably just end up talking about molecular gastronomy or something.
Morris vs Pierre= We all know this ended ;)
Kent vs Marlon= Marlon would win if he could use his sword, But Kent would definitely win in hand-to-hand combat
Sandy vs Robin= Robin. I mean, can she use her axe? even if she can't use it, she has the same advantage as Willy with her arm strength.
Vincent vs Leo= Leo and Vincent would only fight each other if they couldn't share, so in that case, penny wins because she breaks them up and makes them apologize. XD
Elliot vs Harvey= I would say Elliot. I think Harvey is too much of a pacifist to fight. that or he'd throw the fight so he could get out of it.
Shane vs Sam= If they are both sober, then Sam. If Shane is drunk and angry, then Shane. but in general, since Shane is mostly drunk, I would say Shane.
Lewis vs Willy= Willy's arms are probably very strong from reigning in fish all day, plus he has most likely been in some brawls in his heyday.
Clint vs Gunther= Clint, they work with a hammer and probably have very strong-arm muscles
Emily vs Leah= Leah, she carves wood, she probably would be good in hand to hand if she had a knife. (also, Emily is definitely a pacifist)
Alex vs Sebastian= Alex, Dude got football arms. he can probably tackle Seb and overpower
Abigail vs Maru= Abigail. she fights monsters and goes in the mines. Maru may have the upper hand on strategy, but Abigail has the upper hand on the offensive side
Jodi vs Caroline= They're too good of friends to try and fight each other.
Pam vs Marnie= the angry alcoholic people always win, at least from what I've seen
Linus vs Wizard= Linus has been living off the land for probably years, so he is probably able to defend himself from those wishing him harm because he's so self-sufficient
Demetrius vs Gus= Neither, they'd probably just end up talking about molecular gastronomy or something.
Morris vs Pierre= We all know this ended ;)
Kent vs Marlon= Marlon would win if he could use his sword, But Kent would definitely win in hand-to-hand combat
Sandy vs Robin= Robin. I mean, can she use her axe? even if she can't use it, she has the same advantage as Willy with her arm strength.
Vincent vs Leo= Leo and Vincent would only fight each other if they couldn't share, so in that case, penny wins because she breaks them up and makes them apologize. XD
EliteDangerGamer
Farmer
lets say they are forced to fight, no outside interference, and they can't forfeit
Chaos bacon
Planter
i am not rewriting all of that
Contented-Slime
Sodbuster
Next round:
Haley vs Sam: Haley
Elliot vs Leah: Leah
Marlon vs Abigail: Abigail
Also, due to many people getting out because it's uneven:
Jas vs Clint: Clint
Clint vs Caroline: Clint
Contented-Slime
Sodbuster
Next round:
Haley vs Leah: Leah
Abigail vs Clint: Abigail
Finals!
Abigail vs Leah: Leah
I think these pairings were unfair because it should have been someone else. Actually, maybe not.
BeenASon
Farmer
That is diabolical. How does Abigail win against a blacksmith but loses against Leah? Also I didn't pit the guys against gals because testosterone and blah blah blah to keep it fair.
BeenASon
Farmer
BeenASon
Farmer
Haley can't win against Sam unless she gets like a rock and bambam. How does Leah win against Elliot? ABIGAIL VS MARLON? MARLON'S SWORD IS OLDER THAN ABIGAIL!
BeenASon
Farmer
Willy can beat Elliot in my opnion. Willy seems more tough. Pam is much heavier than Leah and can probably beat her up pretty bag. Wizard vs Abigail is pretty much a draw since the wizard is pretty short and chubby for what he's worth without magic. I agree on the last one.
Confused
Farmer
Minecraft Steve v. The Stardew Farmer? Steve. Don't get me wrong, the Stardew farmer would hold their own like no tomorrow but Steve not only has strength, decent weaponry, but most importantly!-
The ability to jump.
BeenASon
Farmer
The farmer has more powerful weapons in the form of the Galaxy Sword tho. But no shield for the farmer. And yeah Steve has a advantage with jumping, enchaments etc.
FilthyGorilla
Local Legend
Yeah he definitely used to box, kind of funny imagining him as a sort of suburban Zuzu street thug
BeenASon
Farmer
He does seem like that type once you take away his glasses and punk him up a bit.
HiXdewer
Greenhorn
Hi everyone 
Pretty much what everyone said with a few exceptions;
Now that that's done, how about Eveline vs Birdie? Welwick vs The Witch? The Governor vs Mr Qi?Bouncer vs Henchman? Gil vs Fizz? Leo and/or his family vs the gem birds (inc Joja bird)? The dwarfs vs Krobus? Grandpa vs Old Mariner? Birdie's husband vs Mona? The scholar vs Prof. Snail? The Desert Trader and his camel vs The Traveling Merchant and his pig? Island Trader vs Hat-mouse? The Bookseller vs The Submarine Captain? Calico Egg Merchant vs Magic boat shop guy? Cactus salesman vs The decorations boat guy? The desert Chef vs The Movies snack girl? The Queen Of Sauce vs Squid Chef? The Race Handler vs The Casino Salesperson? The luck statue guy from the casino vs the guy in the car besides Jojamart/theatre? The red haired Joja cashier vs the ticket seller? The Casino dealers (or all the booth handlers) vs each other? Lupini vs The Weather anchor? Volcano monkeys vs cave pirates? The raccoon family vs Trash Bear? Junimos vs Crop Fairies? Moonlight Jellies vs The Mermaids? Owls vs Crows? Dusty vs... MarILDA? George and ...? Pam's bus vs Willie's boat? The Train(s) vs the plane that answers Harvey's call?
Pretty much what everyone said with a few exceptions;
Draw, unless some wits are involved, then Penny
Elliot, not particularly strong, but better than Harvey I guess
Shane's drunkenness could work either way, Sam has some PT with his skates, I'd say Sam.
Willy since he's an active fisherman.
Unless Gunther has some hidden attr. we don't know, Clint ofc. I'd personally pair Clint with Gus though.
I don't see Emily as particularly weak, but Leah's a sculptor so her. Id' personally pair Leah with Robin.
Alex, no doubt.
Maru's no slouch building a robot all on her own, but Abby frequents the mines (and eats rocks), is a drummer and constantly takes hikes everywhere.
Probably a draw, but maybe Caroline since she's their couch.
Same situation as Shane with Pam, so Marnie, farmers are tough.
Without magic, Linus.
Gus is big so unless he's weirdly out of shape, then him no doubt. And Demetrius vs Gunther seems fairer.
Already happened, Pierre.
Best pairing imo, probably a draw or a very close fight as both are exprienced fighters, however unlike everyone else, I think Marlon is just better in every aspect of cqc, since it's all he's got.
Robin since she's a carpenter, Sandy'd be better paired with Emily.
Leo beats Vincent in a heartbit, but I'd rather pair Jas and Vincent and make Jas the winner since to me she seems older, and I have other pairings for Leo below. I also think they wouldn't be allowed to participate in any serious manner if there ever was a tournament or something.
Now that that's done, how about Eveline vs Birdie? Welwick vs The Witch? The Governor vs Mr Qi?
BeenASon
Farmer
Birdie looks more in shape than Eveline so Eveline. The witch takes the cake because the witch actively destroys our crops while Welwick is a fortune teller. Leo and his family will probably win against the Joja bird unless Joja has injected something into the bird. Old Mariner wins because he seems fitter than grandpa who's fat. Birdie's husband is a pirate so him. Prof Snail wins the next one. Camels can stomp pigs so the trader. The submarine captain is more in shape driving a submarine than the bookseller who sits all day. The trash bear is gonna trash the raccoons lol. Pam's bus win against the wood boat.Hi everyone
Pretty much what everyone said with a few exceptions;
Draw, unless some wits are involved, then Penny
Elliot, not particularly strong, but better than Harvey I guess
Shane's drunkenness could work either way, Sam has some PT with his skates, I'd say Sam.
Willy since he's an active fisherman.
Unless Gunther has some hidden attr. we don't know, Clint ofc. I'd personally pair Clint with Gus though.
I don't see Emily as particularly weak, but Leah's a sculptor so her. Id' personally pair Leah with Robin.
Alex, no doubt.
Maru's no slouch building a robot all on her own, but Abby frequents the mines (and eats rocks), is a drummer and constantly takes hikes everywhere.
Probably a draw, but maybe Caroline since she's their couch.
Same situation as Shane with Pam, so Marnie, farmers are tough.
Without magic, Linus.
Gus is big so unless he's weirdly out of shape, then him no doubt. And Demetrius vs Gunther seems fairer.
Already happened, Pierre.
Best pairing imo, probably a draw or a very close fight as both are exprienced fighters, however unlike everyone else, I think Marlon is just better in every aspect of cqc, since it's all he's got.
Robin since she's a carpenter, Sandy'd be better paired with Emily.
Leo beats Vincent in a heartbit, but I'd rather pair Jas and Vincent and make Jas the winner since to me she seems older, and I have other pairings for Leo below. I also think they wouldn't be allowed to participate in any serious manner if there ever was a tournament or something.
Now that that's done, how about Eveline vs Birdie? Welwick vs The Witch? The Governor vs Mr Qi?Bouncer vs Henchman?Gil vs Fizz? Leo and/or his family vs the gem birds (inc Joja bird)?The dwarfs vs Krobus?Grandpa vs Old Mariner? Birdie's husband vs Mona? The scholar vs Prof. Snail? The Desert Trader and his camel vs The Traveling Merchant and his pig? Island Trader vs Hat-mouse? The Bookseller vs The Submarine Captain? Calico Egg Merchant vs Magic boat shop guy? Cactus salesman vs The decorations boat guy? The desert Chef vs The Movies snack girl? The Queen Of Sauce vs Squid Chef? The Race Handler vs The Casino Salesperson? The luck statue guy from the casino vs the guy in the car besides Jojamart/theatre? The red haired Joja cashier vs the ticket seller? The Casino dealers (or all the booth handlers) vs each other? Lupini vs The Weather anchor? Volcano monkeys vs cave pirates? The raccoon family vs Trash Bear? Junimos vs Crop Fairies? Moonlight Jellies vs The Mermaids? Owls vs Crows? Dusty vs... MarILDA? George and ...? Pam's bus vs Willie's boat? The Train(s) vs the plane that answers Harvey's call?