Who would win in a fight?

I also think they wouldn't be allowed to participate in any serious manner if there ever was a tournament or something.
uh, I already made a tournament
Round One
Match 1 Haley vs Penny
Match 2 Elliot vs Harvey
Match 3 Shane vs Sam
Match 4 Lewis vs Willy
Match 5 Clint vs Gunther
Match 6 Emily vs Leah
Match 7 Alex vs Sebastian
Match 8 Abigail vs Maru
Match 9 Jodi vs Caroline
Match 10 Pam vs Marnie
Match 11 Linus vs Wizard (Wizard can't use magic)
Match 12 Demetrius vs Gus
Match 13 Morris vs Pierre
Match 14 Kent vs Marlon
Match 15 Sandy vs Robin
Match 16 Leo vs Vincent
Round Two
Match 17 W1(winner of match 1) vs W2 (Winner of match 2)
Match 18 W3 vs W4
Match 19 W5 vs W6
Match 20 W7 vs W8
Match 21 W9 vs W10
Match 22 W11 vs W12
Match 23 W13 vs W14
Match 24 W15 vs W16
Round Three (Quarter Finals)
Match 25 W17 vs W18
Match 26 W19 vs W20
Match 27 W21 vs W22
Match 28 W23 vs W24
Round Four (Semi Finals)
Match 29 W25 vs W26
Match 30 W27 vs W28
Round 5 (FINAL)
Match 31 W29 vs W30
also the term for a rock eater (not looking at anyone but :abigail:) is Lithovore
 

Contented-Slime

Sodbuster
The desert Chef vs The Movies snack girl? The Queen Of Sauce vs Squid Chef? The Race Handler vs The Casino Salesperson? The luck statue guy from the casino vs the guy in the car besides Jojamart/theatre? The red haired Joja cashier vs the ticket seller? The Casino dealers (or all the booth handlers) vs each other? Lupini vs The Weather anchor? Volcano monkeys vs cave pirates? The raccoon family vs Trash Bear? Junimos vs Crop Fairies? Moonlight Jellies vs The Mermaids? Owls vs Crows? Dusty vs... MarILDA? George and ...? Pam's bus vs Willie's boat? The Train(s) vs the plane that answers Harvey's call?
Okay it was good until you got to inanimate objects... The bus vs the boat and the train vs the plane (ha that rhymes) has gone a tad bit too far...
 
plane beats train, and boat beats bus, the mass is greater, and seriously, a plane vs a train, the plane just knocks the train off the tracks ez
boats are a WHOLE lot more massive than a bus
 
Character vs character fighting match would make an awesome mini game… just saying.

Haley vs Penny – Haley gives the vibes that she’s probably fought in school a few times. Penny has learned tolerate a lot from Pam, she would faun.

Elliot vs Harvey – (Sorry to my husband Elliot) Harvey knowing the body would know where to hit. Plus doctors generally have competitive personalities. It would be easy to grab Elliot’s long hair and once he broke a nail it would be over.

Shane vs Sam – I’m sure Shane has been in plenty of bar fights. Also, lots of pent up anger. Sam can’t even win a pool game.

Lewis vs Willy – Sea life is pretty rough and you have to be hardy. Lewis is old and frail.

Clint vs Gunther – Clint would have the strength to take down Gunther, but I think he would lose on lack of confidence alone.

Emily vs Leah – Leah lives by herself in the woods she has to be tough. Emily is a gentle soul who comes from a well off family.

Alex vs Sebastian – Alex works out all the time! Sebastian would fight pretty scrappy though.

Abigail vs Maru – Abby comes across pretty head strong and competitive. She also spends a lot of time in caves, so probably battling monsters. Maru strikes me as the annoying over protected little sister so probably hasn’t had to be tough. Also, since she wears glasses her vision is probably not great so she has the disadvantage.

Jodi vs Caroline – Caroline is a more adventurous than Jodi. Jodi doesn’t come across very athletic.

Pam vs Marnie – Pam is tough and rough around the edges. She also gives that single mom/momma bear energy (despite her flaws). Marnie is a gentle soul.

Linus vs Wizard – Linus is pretty gentle and can’t even scare off people throwing rocks at his tent. The wizard probably has dealt with some monsters and other supernatural beings in his time. Even without his magic I think he’d be a force to be reckoned with.

Demetrius vs Gus – I think Demetrius over thinks and analyses everything, and would react too slowly. He also lets Robin push him around. Gus being a bartender has to be pretty tough.

Morris vs Pierre – I think Pierre is tougher than he looks. Also, Morris seems pretty wimpy.

Kent vs Marlon – Kent is a trained soldier who has fought in wars. Marlon goes to the caves as a hobby.

Sandy vs Robin – Sandy is pretty prissy. Robin swings axes all day and has that momma bear personality.

Vincent vs Leo – Leo grew up In the wild…alone… Vincent isn’t the brightest star in the valley.
 
Character vs character fighting match would make an awesome mini game… just saying.

Haley vs Penny – Haley gives the vibes that she’s probably fought in school a few times. Penny has learned tolerate a lot from Pam, she would faun.

Elliot vs Harvey – (Sorry to my husband Elliot) Harvey knowing the body would know where to hit. Plus doctors generally have competitive personalities. It would be easy to grab Elliot’s long hair and once he broke a nail it would be over.

Shane vs Sam – I’m sure Shane has been in plenty of bar fights. Also, lots of pent up anger. Sam can’t even win a pool game.

Lewis vs Willy – Sea life is pretty rough and you have to be hardy. Lewis is old and frail.

Clint vs Gunther – Clint would have the strength to take down Gunther, but I think he would lose on lack of confidence alone.

Emily vs Leah – Leah lives by herself in the woods she has to be tough. Emily is a gentle soul who comes from a well off family.

Alex vs Sebastian – Alex works out all the time! Sebastian would fight pretty scrappy though.

Abigail vs Maru – Abby comes across pretty head strong and competitive. She also spends a lot of time in caves, so probably battling monsters. Maru strikes me as the annoying over protected little sister so probably hasn’t had to be tough. Also, since she wears glasses her vision is probably not great so she has the disadvantage.

Jodi vs Caroline – Caroline is a more adventurous than Jodi. Jodi doesn’t come across very athletic.

Pam vs Marnie – Pam is tough and rough around the edges. She also gives that single mom/momma bear energy (despite her flaws). Marnie is a gentle soul.

Linus vs Wizard – Linus is pretty gentle and can’t even scare off people throwing rocks at his tent. The wizard probably has dealt with some monsters and other supernatural beings in his time. Even without his magic I think he’d be a force to be reckoned with.

Demetrius vs Gus – I think Demetrius over thinks and analyses everything, and would react too slowly. He also lets Robin push him around. Gus being a bartender has to be pretty tough.

Morris vs Pierre – I think Pierre is tougher than he looks. Also, Morris seems pretty wimpy.

Kent vs Marlon – Kent is a trained soldier who has fought in wars. Marlon goes to the caves as a hobby.

Sandy vs Robin – Sandy is pretty prissy. Robin swings axes all day and has that momma bear personality.

Vincent vs Leo – Leo grew up In the wild…alone… Vincent isn’t the brightest star in the valley.
Hypothetically, if they couldn't back off from fighting. Also, you bring up an excellent point with Harvey and Elliot.
 

Terdin

Farmhand
A tournament in Stardew's world would be so ridiculous............ Lifetime supply of strawberries for whoever wins FIGHT!
That would seriously motivate Demetrius and Maru. Others might be motivated too, but maybe not as much as the two that have that as a loved item. And those that have it as a disliked item might be tempted to lose if they weren't allowed to sell their prize.
 

BeenASon

Farmer
That would seriously motivate Demetrius and Maru. Others might be motivated too, but maybe not as much as the two that have that as a loved item. And those that have it as a disliked item might be tempted to lose if they weren't allowed to sell their prize.
It would motivate me. But really a lifetime supply of strawberries is also a great source of income so that's gonna motivate everyone lol.
 
That would seriously motivate Demetrius and Maru. Others might be motivated too, but maybe not as much as the two that have that as a loved item. And those that have it as a disliked item might be tempted to lose if they weren't allowed to sell their prize.
It would motivate me. But really a lifetime supply of strawberries is also a great source of income so that's gonna motivate everyone lol.
Let's be honest guys, a lifetime supply of strawberries is good and all, but what about lifetime supply of triple shot espresso?
Also, BeenASon brings up a fine point. Selling strawberries would make decent pay. But who would have to supply the strawberries? There's only 1 person who grows crops, and we all now who...
 

BeenASon

Farmer
Let's be honest guys, a lifetime supply of strawberries is good and all, but what about lifetime supply of triple shot espresso?
Also, BeenASon brings up a fine point. Selling strawberries would make decent pay. But who would have to supply the strawberries? There's only 1 person who grows crops, and we all now who...
I mean the farmer IS holding the tournament so they have to supply the strawberries.
 

BeenASon

Farmer
I thought Lewis or Qi, who runs a f:ca:king casino, would.
Yeah I don't think that Lewis would run a fight tournament he's way too much of a coward since he also has to fight. Also he would get sued. Mr Qi maybe but I just think it be better with the prize if the farmer hosts it. Or maybe Mr Qi hosts the tournie but the farmer supplies the strawberries as a quest.
 
Yeah I don't think that Lewis would run a fight tournament he's way too much of a coward since he also has to fight. Also he would get sued. Mr Qi maybe but I just think it be better with the prize if the farmer hosts it. Or maybe Mr Qi hosts the tournie but the farmer supplies the strawberries as a quest.
Yeah, the latter makes sense. And while Lewis wouldn't get sued, it wouldn't be fair if he fought in his own tournament.
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