Who would win in a fight?

[ThatOneTposingDude]

GODDAMN IT! The low taper fade isn't that bad as a haircut tho.

I'd never wear my hair like that, it looks far better out than short. Also, if I cross out text, it is my intrusive thoughts, ignore them.

 

[BeenASon]

I'd never wear my hair like that, it looks far better out than short. Also, if I cross out text, it is my intrusive thoughts, ignore them.

I love my hair. I don't try new haircuts because it never suits me although I have really fast growing hair so it doesn't take long for me to need another haircut.

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

I love my hair. I don't try new haircuts because it never suits me although I have really fast growing hair so it doesn't take long for me to need another haircut.

Same, but let's head beck to the topic of fight club.

 

[BeenASon]

Same, but let's head beck to the topic of fight club.

Yeah hear me out. Pam vs Penny. FIGHT!

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Yeah hear me out. Pam vs Penny. FIGHT!

If she has her frying pan, Penny. If not Pam.

 

[BeenASon]

If she has her frying pan, Penny. If not Pam.

To be fair Penny is much skinnier BUT she's obviously much more fast and agile than the fat Pam. Penny isn't gonna be dumb enough to fight Pam hand to hand and Pam is a drunkard while also not being very smart so she will try to just choke and kill Penny OR attack her with hands. If Penny gets even a regular frying pan or flower vase Pam is dead since one clean hit can kill Pam.

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

To be fair Penny is much skinnier BUT she's obviously much more fast and agile than the fat Pam. Penny isn't gonna be dumb enough to fight Pam hand to hand and Pam is a drunkard while also not being very smart so she will try to just choke and kill Penny OR attack her with hands. If Penny gets even a regular frying pan or flower vase Pam is dead since one clean hit can kill Pam.

Let's say, not to the death, and remove unfair bias against drunkards. <leans in>

 

[BeenASon]

Let's say, not to the death, and remove unfair bias against drunkards. <leans in>

I don't have any bias against drunkards!.............. Alright yeah I have a bias against Pam my girl Penny wins hundred out of ten times.

 

[HiXdewer]

a lifetime supply of strawberries is also a great source of income so that's gonna motivate everyone

At what rate though? One berry a day?

There's only 1 person who grows crops...

And does most other things.

You know what else is massive?

A royal serpent. Some at least

 

[BeenASon]

At what rate though? One berry a day?

And does most other things.

A royal serpent. Some at least

Nah at least like ten berries a day.

 

[HiXdewer]

Nah at least like ten berries a day.

Too much to give if "we" are the tournament runners, but more than acceptable to take otherwise.