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[Contented-Slime]

great, as someone who likes vocabulary I'll be thinking about this all day.

also latin sucks
I'm Catholic I'm allowed to say it

Ahhh, but are you thinking of church latin?
Because church latin does suck
I'm also catholic so I'm allowed to say it

 

[BeenASon]

english is a very mechanical and logical language, but is oddly rigid and inflexible unless you're talking to teens, who speak their own dialect of english. it's a phenom

English slang always surprises me because you never hear new slang in other languages but English updates slanges every year or so.

 

[LRangerR]

Why? I love latin.



Okay, except for when the romans decided that it sounds better if there is an U instead of an I when there really should be an I

there's always been something dark, ominous and magical about latin.

that's why I prefer Japanese, who make things like aggretsuko with their beautiful language

 

[BeenASon]

Ahhh, but are you thinking of church latin?
Because church latin does suck
I'm also catholic so I'm allowed to say it

The font makes my eyes hurt lmfaoo.

 

[BeenASon]

there's always been something dark, ominous and magical about latin.

that's why I prefer Japanese, who make things like aggretsuko with their beautiful language

Japanese is a beautiful language but I'm so cringed out by it because of all the anime fans using it in degenerate edits and also in real life.

 

[LRangerR]

English slang always surprises me because you never hear new slang in other languages but English updates slanges every year or so.

Japanese invent new slang all the time, and their language changed dramatically all the time (I'm talking elementary things here, can't think of a good easy example)

 

[Contented-Slime]

there's always been something dark, ominous and magical about latin.

that's why I prefer Japanese, who make things like aggretsuko with their beautiful language

AGGRETSUKO IS MY LIFE

 

[Contented-Slime]

AGGRETSUKO IS MY LIFE

I have a sanrio collection

 

[LRangerR]

Japanese is a beautiful language but I'm so cringed out by it because of all the anime fans using it in degenerate edits and also in real life.

understandable, but I appreciate the Japanese syntax way more than I appreciate most Latin syntaxes, but I also think that English is a nominally better language than latin.

 

[LRangerR]

AGGRETSUKO IS MY LIFE

we are now best friends

 

[LRangerR]

I have a sanrio collection

pics?

 

[Contented-Slime]

pics?

I don't have any and I'm too lazy to take them

 

[LRangerR]

I don't have any and I'm too lazy to take them

fair nuff I get it. I grew up on sanrio, and remember the days when hello Kitty was colored much differently

 

[BeenASon]

I have a sanrio collection

I have a sanrio pen holder lol.

 

[LRangerR]

I have a sanrio pen holder lol.

I had a kerope spoon

 

[BeenASon]

I had a kerope spoon

HELP KEROPE IS SO CUTE! Sadly he's not as popular as Kuromi or Cinnamoroll in my country. My sister has a Cinnamoroll drawer thingy and also a Kuromi pen holder. I have a Kuromi drawer thingy too.

 

[LRangerR]

to be fair kuromi xD

 

[Cuddlebug]

Guys, what are you talking about?

 

[BeenASon]

Guys, what are you talking about?

Sanrio and pronunciations lol.

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

I personally like the theory that rasmodius, linus, clints Dad or Grandpa, Marlon/gil, and the farmers grandpa were all part of the same adventuring group in their youth.

That's one of my favorites. You could throw Willy in too.