Insults that only SDV players understand.

[Dungeonmaster_Vee]

You get winded harvesting crops

 

[astdragon]

you annoy me as much as the closing time at clint’s blacksmith shop

may you be burdened with seeing more and more berry bushes at the edge of your screen

stop selling mystery boxes you sap-eater

you couldnt catch a bream if it were staying in the green area the entire time

youre so dumb that you think you can eat quartz like abigail

 

[KarinL]

Can you slow down? You're like a glacierfish on acid...
Honestly, I wouldn't want to catch you if you were a Legend.
I wouldn't want to live on your farm if it was covered in golden clocks...
If I stuck him with a knife, he'd just fall apart into a dozen tiny replicas of himself.
You're so ugly you could scare away a horde of haunted skulls.
Did you pick this outfit yourself or do you have a haunted mannequin in your bedroom?

 

[Cuddlebug]

Can you slow down? You're like a glacierfish on acid...
Honestly, I wouldn't want to catch you if you were a Legend.
I wouldn't want to live on your farm if it was covered in golden clocks...
If I stuck him with a knife, he'd just fall apart into a dozen tiny replicas of himself.
You're so ugly you could scare away a horde of haunted skulls.
Did you pick this outfit yourself or do you have a haunted mannequin in your bedroom?

Wow, these are really mean in a way
Well done

 

[WanderingWendaline]

You made Harvey a rich man the day you hatched your first slime

 

[社会你华哥]

很明显你不知道矿井里还有二楼。
不，史莱姆并不是通往哈维诊所的单向传送器。
你不可能把虚空蛋黄酱卖给地精。
你的电视机不仅仅是情景喜剧的道具。
所以，当那位迷人的金发女郎邀请你进入暗房时，你以为是为了掩盖你的丑陋。
镐子并不会把种子种得更深。
所以你发现恐龙蛋的第一反应是：把它送给那个把镇博物馆藏品弄丢的人？
你卖掉第一颗远古种子是因为你还差 4 金币买迷你冰箱，对吧？
[/引用]bro的攻击性堪比Serpent，每一句话都是暴击

 

[Lew Zealand]

^^^ That looks wayyy better than what I typed.

And I'm enjoying the 'bro' and 'Serpent' buried deep within a forest of strokes.

 

[Nonak]

I have a feeling you would purposefully not return Linus' basket. Or not even bother picking it up.