Insults that only SDV players understand.

[Dungeonmaster_Vee]

You get winded harvesting crops

 

[astdragon]

you annoy me as much as the closing time at clint’s blacksmith shop

may you be burdened with seeing more and more berry bushes at the edge of your screen

stop selling mystery boxes you sap-eater

you couldnt catch a bream if it were staying in the green area the entire time

youre so dumb that you think you can eat quartz like abigail

 

[KarinL]

Can you slow down? You're like a glacierfish on acid...
Honestly, I wouldn't want to catch you if you were a Legend.
I wouldn't want to live on your farm if it was covered in golden clocks...
If I stuck him with a knife, he'd just fall apart into a dozen tiny replicas of himself.
You're so ugly you could scare away a horde of haunted skulls.
Did you pick this outfit yourself or do you have a haunted mannequin in your bedroom?

 

[Cuddlebug]

Can you slow down? You're like a glacierfish on acid...
Honestly, I wouldn't want to catch you if you were a Legend.
I wouldn't want to live on your farm if it was covered in golden clocks...
If I stuck him with a knife, he'd just fall apart into a dozen tiny replicas of himself.
You're so ugly you could scare away a horde of haunted skulls.
Did you pick this outfit yourself or do you have a haunted mannequin in your bedroom?

Wow, these are really mean in a way
Well done

 

[WanderingWendaline]

You made Harvey a rich man the day you hatched your first slime

 

[社会你华哥]

It's pretty obvious you don't know there's a second floor in the Mines.
No, slimes aren't a 1-way teleporter to Harvey's Clinic.
You couldn't sell void mayo to a goblin.
Your television isn't just a sitcom prop.
Soooo, when the attractive blonde invited you into the darkroom you thought it was to cover your ugliness.
The pickaxe doesn't sow your seeds any deeper.
So your first thought when finding a dinosaur egg was: give it to the guy who fumbled away the town museum collection?
You sold your first Ancient Seed because you were 4g short for that Mini-Fridge, didn't you?

bro's aggression rivals Serpent's; every word is a critical hit.

 

[Lew Zealand]

^^^ That looks wayyy better than what I typed.

And I'm enjoying the 'bro' and 'Serpent' buried deep within a forest of strokes.

 

[Nonak]

I have a feeling you would purposefully not return Linus' basket. Or not even bother picking it up.

 

[Terdin]

^^^ That looks wayyy better than what I typed.

And I'm enjoying the 'bro' and 'Serpent' buried deep within a forest of strokes.

That's the line that's replying to you.

 

[Caviar]

You wouldn't have even made it out of JojaMart.

 

[Nonak]

You wouldn't have even made it out of JojaMart.

Or out of their freezer...

 

[dragonflySky]

Have you been drinking bear's good stuff again?

 

[I wanna go pew pew]

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Or out of their freezer...

Out of the freezer?!

 

[Nonak]

Out of the freezer?!

Shane wasn't lucky enough to escape that fate