If I had a nickel...

Nonak

Farmer
If I had a nickel for every tim people asked me to translate something for them I'd drown in them and wouldnt have to translate anything ever again
 
If I had a nickel for every time I misspelled because as becuase, I would have about five nickels. (I swear it's not me not being able to spell it's just when I'm typing)
 

Nonak

Farmer
If I had a nickel for every time I misspelled because as becuase, I would have about five nickels. (I swear it's not me not being able to spell it's just when I'm typing)
If I had a nickel for every time I mistyped wierd and didn't fix it bc it looks good I'd have ~10 nickels
Probably a little more with lmoa
 

Lew Zealand

Helper
very very weak and unstable ankles mixed with gymnastics
horrible combo, really
If I had a nickel for every time I completely rolled my ankle and…

nothing happened, I'd have maybe $5? In collegeyears when playing any casual sportything I needed hi-top sneaks to keep them ankles in line. Which is to say:

Start sportthing
Roll ankle in first 2 minutes
Ouch but not much
Oh I forgor to lace up to top loop
Lace up to top loop
Continue playing
This never made my play any better but at least feets didn't fall off.

I didn't walk until after almost 2 yrs old because those tendons are loose or crappy or something so my feet would kinda fall off to the side when I tried to stand up. Nowadays when walking on uneven pavement it'll be a roll fest until I pay more attention and keep those things straight! My record in high heels is 5 hours and well I just don't do that any more.

🦶
 
If I had a nickel for every time I completely rolled my ankle and…

nothing happened, I'd have maybe $5? In collegeyears when playing any casual sportything I needed hi-top sneaks to keep them ankles in line. Which is to say:

Start sportthing
Roll ankle in first 2 minutes
Ouch but not much
Oh I forgor to lace up to top loop
Lace up to top loop
Continue playing
This never made my play any better but at least feets didn't fall off.

I didn't walk until after almost 2 yrs old because those tendons are loose or crappy or something so my feet would kinda fall off to the side when I tried to stand up. Nowadays when walking on uneven pavement it'll be a roll fest until I pay more attention and keep those things straight! My record in high heels is 5 hours and well I just don't do that any more.

🦶
Oof!
If I had a nickel for every time I rolled my ankle and nothing happened, I'd have maybe $10.
If I had a nickel for every minute it took me to put on/lace my doc martens, well, I'd have about $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,₀₀₀,₀₀₀,₀₀₀,₀₀₀,............
 

Chaos bacon

Farmer
If I had a nickel for every time I've had to restart the day in Stardew because I made a mistake in a friendship cutscene, I would have SO MANY nickels...
 

Nonak

Farmer
I almost never restart days. Hate replaying the day, even if I restart at the morning. Like doing the same routine for multiple seasons is fine, but doing it on the same day without the date changing is boring as hell. No idea why.
 
if I had a nickel for every minecraft block I broke

I'd have 359287356127035602173562031576123756213587362150873261587321658716498013264612462134682482670894367032489672349673248067342069873420968730986734987342987349825673429867342986723098467093248679048326724398673420967234674320988943276894372569834769834276980732476890324798732467098324769803427698437623465971236 nickels.

worldedit helps
deleting old worlds helps
 
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