If I had a nickel...

[ThatOneTposingDude]

If I had a nickel for how many times I had a nickel, I would have a nickel-

I am, to say the least, concerned.

 

[Slimeglasses]

If I had a nickel for every time I received a nickel, I would have infinite nickels.

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

If I had a nickel for every dime I had, I would either have 15 cents... or infinite, depending on your logic.

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

If I had a nickel for every time someone breathed…

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

If I had a nickel for every time someone breathed…

2. one for breathing in, one for breathing out.

 

[Slimeglasses]

If I had a nickel for every time someone breathed…

First you'd have to find someone named someone...

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Only having one dime is valid. I personally

First you'd have to find someone named someone...

There is a person named chlamydia, there’s gonna be a someone

 

[Slimeglasses]

There is a person named chlamydia, there’s gonna be a someone

Fair. If society has gotten to the point where this: X Æ A-12 is a valid name, theres gotta be someone.

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

If I had a nickel for every time I died in hollow knight I would have probably around 130 nickels.

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

If I had a nickel for every time the earth orbits the sun, I would have around 4.8 billion nickels

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

If I had a nickel for every nickel I have, I would have infinite nickels, which is a lot but it’s weird it happen twice

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

If had a nickel for how many carvings of beavers on coins I have, I'd have infinite nickels because Canadian nickels have beavers on them.

 

[Dreyski]

You'd need a full lead bubble. Francium is extremely radioactive.

And so short lived due to said radioactivity, it doesn’t exist macroscopically, just atoms here and there throughout the world.

Anyway.

If I had a nickel for every instance I didn’t correct someone’s grammar when I could have done, because I don’t get paid for it now, I’d have about 600 nickels.

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

And so short lived due to said radioactivity, it doesn’t exist macroscopically, just atoms here and there throughout the world.

Anyway.

If I had a nickel for every instance I didn’t correct someone’s grammar when I could have done, because I don’t get paid for it now, I’d have about 600 nickels.

To the first part, of course. It has a half life of 22 minutes.
To the second, If I had a nickel for every time I corrected @BeenASon's usage of the wrong your, I'd have roughly 30 nickels.

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

If I had a nickel for every time I've stayed up waiting for @BeenASon, I'd have 15 nickels.

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

If I had a nickel for enverytime I realized someone has way more messages then me, like, 80 nickels

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

If I had a nickel for enverytime I realized someone has way more messages then me, like, 80 nickels

If I had a nickel for every time I skipped work and played video games, I'd have 32 nickels.