Enter a curse against the user above you

[Gridball Pom Queen]

You’re cursed to always be watched

You’re cursed to be unseen.

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

You’re cursed to be unseen.

You’re cursed to be all seeing and go insane with knowledge and explode and go kaboom and die

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

You’re cursed to be all seeing and go insane with knowledge and explode and go kaboom and die

Why die..? Who will look after my crabs?

You’re cursed to be the new Kaboom spokesperson.

 

[Nonak]

You’re cured to come up with the first crab adventure.

Their first 'adventure' is reviving me, so they have someone to care about them and take them on actual adventures.
You're cursed to figure out a way to make it fun for crabs.