I absolutely will. There aren't many possibilities for a different outcome anyway, I don't even know how to do a backflip, none of my attempts to learn went particularly far.
Beautiful indeed. Frightfully so. My typings may lack said goodness and funness for now, but I see it won't be an issue for much longer...
You're cursed to have it instead.
You’re cursed to only be able to speak in Ancient Greek braille. The dots show up on your arm
I curse you with only the very slightest elevation of various occasional menial maladies as one would contract over the course of a long socially and financially prosperous life, whose impacts would be felt mostly as a negligible increase of the sense that your forearm hair is 10% too long and bushy not to be considered a particularly nekkid orangutan.
You’re cursed to be a zebra
You are cursed to be a black zebra with white stripes that attracts white zebras with black stripes.
You're cursed to be unable to look in the mirror when you're angry.
What are you mad at?
I already buy a lot of paint for my art, so sure. You're cursed to give me money for that.
Hmmm I'll have to think on what that is.
To a cringe story I wrote when I was 10, because I can't think of any suitable books I dislike, let alone book series.
I already am but... ok