Enter a curse against the user above you

[Nonak]

You’re cursed to help make sure she doesn’t fall

I absolutely will. There aren't many possibilities for a different outcome anyway, I don't even know how to do a backflip, none of my attempts to learn went particularly far.

It’s thesaurus time!
Some of these words may be of fluctuant goodness and funness (depending on who hears them and how tired they are)
I will now commence in finding and teaching us both good and fun and fun and good words:
This is one I’m seeing more and more recently: curmudgeon.
I wish I could meet the person who came up with latterly. From what I can tell it’s just lately but with an extra r and t. Beautiful and completely necessarily.
And now for my valedictory statement: Seeya!

Beautiful indeed. Frightfully so. My typings may lack said goodness and funness for now, but I see it won't be an issue for much longer...

Slimeglasses has been cursed to not have seeya as a valedictory statement.

You're cursed to have it instead.