Who would win in a fight?

[FilthyGorilla]

I'd bet on the wizard pulling out some sort of magician trick, but @Confused brought up a good point, haven't y'all seen Pierre's right hook? He could one shot a royal serpent with that punch

 

[BeenASon]

I'd bet on the wizard pulling out some sort of magician trick, but @Confused brought up a good point, haven't y'all seen Pierre's right hook? He could one shot a royal serpent with that punch

He definitely was either on some Tokyo Revenger type shi when he was in highschool or he used to box.

 

[Slimeglasses]

Penny seems scrawny compared to Haley though. Both of them are total ragdolls either way. Pam vs Marnie I feel like Marnie would win because we the player manage a farm and it's a lot of work. Vincent vs Leo was just in it for the giggles lol. Henchman vs Bouncer I think Henchman will win he's a goblin.

After posting I read @Confused's post I think that's entirely fair.

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Alright, in order
Haley (not strong, but does way more physical stuff than Penny.)
Elliot (Harvey would give in, as @Slimeglasses said.)
Shayne (Shayne could probably take a lot of hits, I just don't see Sam being that strong.)
Lewis (I think he actually was the one to tame the valley for the most part, Willy is just a fisherman.)
Clint (Gunther is an archeologist, Clint is a blacksmith. As a blacksmith, you gain a lot of muscle on your one arm [but not the other].)
Leah (she has a mad swing with a hammer, her fists are probably similar.
Alex (Sebastian might have an upper hand in the first half, but Alex would get a steep advantage with his endurance.)
Maru (Abigail is a gamer, she has no strength whatsoever. Maru has both her mother's brawn, and and her father's brain.)
Jodi (more hands on of a mother than Caroline, also she raised boys.)
Pam (because Marnie is on the heavy side, Pam has some serious arms in her sprite.)
Linus (Razmodius might be a wizard, but Linus has lived with nature, and knows how to fight to survive.)
Gus (he just seems stronger. Demetrius strikes me as someone who pursues intelligence over strength, every time.)
Pierre (that one cutscene has Pierre launch Morris in the air. No competition.)
Kent (has youth on his side)
Robin (carries wood and stone for a living, Sandy runs a counter at a store.
Leo (lived in the wild, has experience.)
We also need Krobus vs. Dwarf up there.

 

[Slimeglasses]

We also need Krobus vs. Dwarf up there.

Ah. And because the Wizard can't use magic this day, there will be no one to break them up! Perfect! (My money's on dwarf. He gives you bombs. Therefore, he must be a mini Kent. Perfect logic.)

 

[BeenASon]

Abigail plays in a band AND fights in the mines. I see Sam as stronger than Shane tbh. Shane seems a bit short and Sam is healthy too while Shane has alcoholic problems and alcohol eats you from the inside. Willy is a lot more active than Lewis tho.

Alright, in order
Haley (not strong, but does way more physical stuff than Penny.)
Elliot (Harvey would give in, as @Slimeglasses said.)
Shayne (Shayne could probably take a lot of hits, I just don't see Sam being that strong.)
Lewis (I think he actually was the one to tame the valley for the most part, Willy is just a fisherman.)
Clint (Gunther is an archeologist, Clint is a blacksmith. As a blacksmith, you gain a lot of muscle on your one arm [but not the other].)
Leah (she has a mad swing with a hammer, her fists are probably similar.
Alex (Sebastian might have an upper hand in the first half, but Alex would get a steep advantage with his endurance.)
Maru (Abigail is a gamer, she has no strength whatsoever. Maru has both her mother's brawn, and and her father's brain.)
Jodi (more hands on of a mother than Caroline, also she raised boys.)
Pam (because Marnie is on the heavy side, Pam has some serious arms in her sprite.)
Linus (Razmodius might be a wizard, but Linus has lived with nature, and knows how to fight to survive.)
Gus (he just seems stronger. Demetrius strikes me as someone who pursues intelligence over strength, every time.)
Pierre (that one cutscene has Pierre launch Morris in the air. No competition.)
Kent (has youth on his side)
Robin (carries wood and stone for a living, Sandy runs a counter at a store.
Leo (lived in the wild, has experience.)
We also need Krobus vs. Dwarf up there.

 

[BeenASon]

Ah. And because the Wizard can't use magic this day, there will be no one to break them up! Perfect! (My money's on dwarf. He gives you bombs. Therefore, he must be a mini Kent. Perfect logic.)

My bet is also on Dwarf. Boy definitely has his own collection of bombs to use.

 

[Confused]

Ah. And because the Wizard can't use magic this day, there will be no one to break them up! Perfect! (My money's on dwarf. He gives you bombs. Therefore, he must be a mini Kent. Perfect logic.)

Yeah, I love Krobus, but he'd get pummeled. Krobus isn't a shadow brute either, he's got the body shape more so of a shadow shaman. And if Magic is off the table lil bro screwed. And if the Dwarf, for some reason wasn't allowed bombs, they'd likely be physically strong. Dwarves seem to be strong lil creatures, example being the old Dwarf civiliazation On Ginger Island.

(Ingnore the fact that they look like their hugging, their fighting I swear, Krobus just doesn't really have arms in his lil model-)

 

[Confused]

I never did Leo and Vincent-

Leo v. Vincent? They'd square up but get equally distracted by the same lizard.

Henchman v. Bouncer? I think the bouncer would drop-kick the henchman-

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Abigail plays in a band AND fights in the mines. I see Sam as stronger than Shane tbh. Shane seems a bit short and Sam is healthy too while Shane has alcoholic problems and alcohol eats you from the inside. Willy is a lot more active than Lewis tho.

Short people are less likely to get hurt in fights. That's why you see short people in wrestling all the time. Band might make you dexterous, but this is a test of strength, and she might fight in the mines, but she has no weapon to help her now. But I see your point with Willy. And Dwarf would definitely win.

I never did Leo and Vincent-

Leo v. Vincent? They'd square up but get equally distracted by the same lizard.

Henchman v. Bouncer? I think the bouncer would drop-kick the henchman-

Now all we need Mr. Qi vs. Gil.

 

[Slimeglasses]

Now all we need Mr. Qi vs. Gil.

@Starry Junimo, @Mr. Qi? I think you two need to fight now.

 

[Confused]

Short people are less likely to get hurt in fights. That's why you see short people in wrestling all the time. Band might make you dexterous, but this is a test of strength, and she might fight in the mines, but she has no weapon to help her now. But I see your point with Willy. And Dwarf would definitely win.

Now all we need Mr. Qi vs. Gil.

Mr. Qi v. Gil? The world of Stardew Valley would not be able to withstand such a battle.

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Mr. Qi v. Gil? The world of Stardew Valley would not be able to withstand such a battle.

Two gods meet at world's edge to determine the fate of reality.

@Starry Junimo, @Mr. Qi? I think you two need to fight now.

No, no NO. I'm not going to run an online fight club again.

 

[dragonflySky]

Lewis v. Willy? Willy. Lewis would be dead. Marnie would find his corpse in a pile of fish.

Willy would use the corpse for bait