MogBeoulve
Farmer
I wanted to program until I took assembly/machine language. After that class, I no longer wanted to write programs.Honestly? Computer Programmer.
(Also, I have a weird habit of making computers lock up/glitch/otherwise behave strangely - including Macs and UNIX that supposedly shouldn't do that. I didn't believe in fate, but it was really hard to keep going in the face of every single computer flipping me off.)