What is the backstory and personality of your farmer?

Maher

Farmer
My farmer is just obsessed with money and money only and his only quest is to become the richest farmer which he will then use the funds for... ahem?.... he'll use them for what.... really?.... Uh, well, through recent information he will be using the money to buy obscene amounts of a useless item which he won't ever even use...

(He's not the most generous)
As I was writing mine, I wished that if you maxed out the money counter, you could do a leveraged buyout/hostile takeover of Joja.
 

NetworkerC

Planter
Meva was working jobs across dimensions for months at a time, making hundreds of thousands for a mother of 2 with a very dangerous past, and a very dangerous set of skills, yet undying loyalty to her friends and family.

Unfortunately, across Meva’s jobs, another dimension’s version of his girlfriend wanted him for herself, and only got as far as totalling the relationship that he had, before his ‘employer’ silenced the problem. Quite a kick down, as he was engaged in his first life, then just had all of that ripped away from him, so he was a bit… PTSDish? About trying to marry, again. Here he is, in his second life, getting over it, very much considering getting over his fear, and popping the question again, to his lovely gal of the now, and it’s all ripped away from him, again.

He knew the dangerous friends that his now ex-girlfriend had, so his ‘employer’, who knew she owed him massively at this point, dropped him into a dimension where the owner of the letter was already dead. Take the letter, and hit the farm. He’s due some karma, as the jobs he was put on, usually also benefitted the locals. At least 3 corrupt police forces sorted, and a superpower formula mystery solved in the benefit of good. The valley would have enough to get him back up, after life had kicked him down, hard. Right?

In his first life, Meva had Stardew Valley as a video game, now, in his third life, he’s actually there. This means that he already knows to plant Cauliflowers in Spring, that the Travelling Cart has Rare Seeds, and the shy nature of ‘Penpen’ that hides a lot of inner beauty, albeit, with quite a lot of days of Jas and Vincent leaving her coming home wound up. Leah also tempted him, but she can handle Kel on her own.

None of the people from his second life, except for his two employers (one finds out the tasks, and assigns them, the other is the mother of 2, and she keeps an eye on him from a distance, as he does his work) knows he’s in Stardew. He keeps up with his best friend from his last job, Motoya Iwasaki, aka King Speed, but Motoya thinks he’s living in a garage in that dimension’s Tatsumi, Tokyo.

“Not much of a motivation.” Look, his girlfriend and her friends live somewhere that magic is the norm. If you knew you had an occult magic using gal chasing you down, you’d want to vanish too, right?

As to personality, Meva’s quick to make one-liners. “Nice shoes. Are they made of plastic?” “Plastic worked out well for your hero, Barbie.” The look he got from Haley. :smug: “Oh dear, a tiny crab appears to have made its home in my pocket.” “Glad you’re not crabby about it.” Elliott let off a tiny bit of a laugh, to be fair. When Abigail and Meva got tangled up in the bush (her 6 heart, I think) and Meva’s untangling her, he goes “better get some sleep after this, so you’re brigh-eyed and Bush y-tailed for your next class.” to which she was very :| about. Ah well, can’t win ‘em all. Besides, as a gal who likes her books, Penny would appreciate the intelligence shown.

Right?


As I was writing mine, I wished that if you maxed out the money counter, you could do a leveraged buyout/hostile takeover of Joja.
Buy a chunk of Joja, and get the Golden Parrot to work as many Golden Walnuts as necessary, for free. How cruel would it be, to lock it behind the Joja membership route. :smug:
 
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Caviar

Planter
My farmer is Joel. He may seem shy and quiet, but when you get to know him, he is very friendly and enthusiastic. He used to be a mail deliverer in Zuzu City and that helped him become a better person. He hopes he can find more friends in Pelican Town!
 
My current farmer is Ahiru Blackthumb.

She is a duck, who was transformed into a human through a witch's curse. She was taken in by her "grandfather", the man whose pond she lived in while she was a duck. While she appreciated that, she appreciated even more being taken in by Joja and being given the opportunity to hold a job with them. When she eventually decided to move to the valley, she was heartened to see her family, Joja, had roots here as well. The kindly Mr. Morris she saw offering huge discounts to the townsfolk, and he made special offers of partnership to her which made her see that he had the best interests of the valley and herself in his heart. She knew that she wanted to be a part of Joja still, and has a strong kinship to those who have positive relationships with them, such as Shane.

She has always had a fondness for animals, especially any which lay eggs, and relates to them more than humans even. Part of the curse which transformed her makes her totally unable to plant things and have them grow in the ground. It was fortunate then that her grandfather's farm in the meadowlands had a coop with her beloved chickens inside, and she wasn't burdened by any pesky seeds or crops. She is a diligent if naive worker who is determined to prove her value to Joja and to build a new home and family here centered around them and their values. She hopes to one day convince Shane to be a bit nicer to her as she knows they could be close friends if only he was open to it.
 

Maher

Farmer
I just started a new farm, Maxi Farms, with Farmer Paddy. I wanted to see how playable 1.5 would be on my iPad.

So anyway, Paddy was a developer at Joja Corporation. All his work was done through the Agile methodology via a KanBan where there were epics, comprising multiple user stories, each with its own set of tasks. And at the end of every sprint there was a little ritual celebrating the accomplishments, while all kinds of performance metrics were derived from the Kanban. It was awful. So he grabbed that letter from grampa, and left.

When he got to the farm, he decided he needed quiet. He met Robin and Lewis. Lewis showed him around the the Community Center. Paddy didn't believe in the Fae Folk, but they were there. One day he was checking it out on his own. He saw the board over the fireplace with it's five empty spots for stars. And he saw this . . . document. He couldn't read the script - it was a bizarre mix of Korean, Coptic, and Oggam, with maybe a little bit of Voynich Manuscript thrown in. But knowing your letters is only part of reading. Form matters. He knew he was looking at a story card. When the wizard gave him the potion and he revisited the community center he could see it all: the CC epic, a separate user story for each room, and separate tasks for individual items in each room.

He tried, he really tried, but when he completed the spring forage task, not only did a Junimo come out and begin a little celebratory ritual, but other user stories appeared on the board. His heart sank. He had meant to get away from all this. So when Morris was offering memberships he leapt at the chance to see that KanBan board replaced by stacks of boxes. And then he saw the Joja Community Development form. Just a list of things he could buy with money earned however he wished.

It was a delight to be on the consumer side of the relationship at last.
 
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