Stupid (but not) Stardew Theories

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Shane has made a promotional film for Joja Bluu with Clint and Emily - does that mean anything?

Yes.

 

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wait , but then how would a joja member find you then, because if everyone fell asleep from the gas, then joja/linus/whoever, would not be able to get you

It's a special gas that was originally designed specifically for Grandpa's DNA. It was powerful enough to slowly poison him, (that's why Lewis has been the mayor since Grandpa died. He set it up and planned accordingly) but since you have genes from the other side of the family, Grandpa's wife, and our mother/father's spouse, it only renders you unconscious and wears of after a few days. That's also how the Joja Bluu got to the chickens; Lewis put it in the gas.

Here's one:
you pass out during the night at the exact same time because of a gas sent through the valley that is released by Lewis. during the time everyone is passed out he makes golden statues of himself. (forgot where i heard this)

I guess Lewis isn't a good guy, because I found another theory about him! Somebody realised that in one of Lewis' dialogue options is him saying "I've been mayor of this town for twenty years!" which seems fin until you realize that you move in twenty years after grandpa's death. Did Lewis do something to grandpa or did he just wait for his old bud to die before becoming the new mayor. All I know now is that grandpa was probably mayor once and I'm mad because I'm not able to run OR vote.

What do you think, @MRight? I think I figured it out.

 

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I want to visit the Paternship of Purple Slimes :) I'm thinking they must charge a lot for their hairdressing services because Abby and the Wizard are the only ones with purple hair. It's a VIP experience :) Hope I can afford it.

Does the wizard put purple slime in the shrine of illusions?