Say something cartoonishily mean to the person above you.

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

You look like someone who thinks yellow is the colour of the sun.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

You look like someone who thinks yellow is the colour of the sun.

You regularly confuse the moon and the sun for each other.

 

[pawtumn]

You regularly confuse the moon and the sun for each other.

you tell people the moon landing was faked to make yourself feel smarter

 

[Nonak]

you tell people the moon landing was faked to make yourself feel smarter

You think feeling smart is dumb

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

You think feeling smart is dumb

You think blurry pictures are cool.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

You think chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

 

[Nonak]

You think chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

I think cleaning is more fun than Stardew.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

I think cleaning is more fun than Stardew.

You wear your shirt inside out and think it looks cool.

 

[Nonak]

You wear your shirt inside out and think it looks cool.

You are inconsistent with how you talk to yourself.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

You are inconsistent with how you talk to yourself.

I talk in 2nd person sometimes.

 

[Nonak]

I talk in 2nd person sometimes.

We make talking about us confising.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

We make talking about us confising.

M-eye speling iz even moore confishing.

 

[Nonak]

M-eye speling iz even moore confishing.

I'm confused.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

I'm confused.

I always confuse myself.

 

[Nonak]

I always confuse myself.

We get confused by our own confusion just to confuse ourselves further and be able to continuously use confusion for insults instead of thinking up something new.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

I, we, you… thought we were clever, but actually we’re unoriginal soggy worms.

 

[Nonak]

We're clever unoriginal soggy worms.

Exactly. That's better than being a dry worm. I think worms don't do well in places that lack humidity.
Although I suspect you'd be just that if you were a place.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

You seem like the type of person to like dried fruit.

 

[Nonak]

You seem like the type of person to like dried fruit.

Depends on what it is, but generally I do like it.
You're so bad at insults you think thats one.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Depends on what it is, but generally I do like it.
You're so bad at insults you think thats one.

You’re so bad at insults that you can’t recognize a good one.