Say something cartoonishily mean to the person above you.

[Nonak]

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You would be awesome if you were born at a different date, time, country, in a different family, had different interests, knew different things, had different friends, different appearance and character. A few small fixes and you'd be a perfect person.

 

[BeenASon]

You would be awesome if you were born at a different date, time, country, in a different family, had different interests, knew different things, had different friends, different appearance and character. A few small fixes and you'd be a perfect person.

You'd be smart if you had a diffrent brain.

 

[Nonak]

You'd be smart if you had a diffrent brain.

You'd look smart if you didnt assume I have a brain.

 

[BeenASon]

You'd look smart if you didnt assume I have a brain.

You'd be pretty if you were a turtle

 

[Nonak]

You'd be pretty if you were a turtle

You would too. Turtles are cool.

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

If your grandma was a bicycle she’d have wheels

 

[pawtumn]

If your grandma was a bicycle she’d have wheels

sounds like something an air duct with a wet piece of toast in it would say

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

sounds like something an air duct with a wet piece of toast in it would say

You’re one to talk, person with a face that vaguely reminds me of a face

 

[pawtumn]

You’re one to talk, person with a face that vaguely reminds me of a face

you have the brain capacity of a shampoo bottle you slimy rabbit carcass

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

You have pronouns maybe

 

[pawtumn]

says you, ye squeaky set of wheels
i hope your pillow is warm on both sides tonight

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

I hope you have a floor

 

[pawtumn]

you couldnt light up if you were a fully functional jellyfish lamp
eat my socks, you u.s. president from the last 8 years

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

Your not very skibiti

 

[pawtumn]

go play on your ipad you gen alpha illiterate

 

[Nonak]

You say that while having hands too small to even turn one on, so you have to either ask your pet slug who does it better than you or use your big ass nose.

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

Your not invited to my birthday party

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

You are too short and stubby to reach the monkey bars (I'm quoting a show, guess)

 

[Nonak]

Ur so unoriginal your also not invited to hedgehogs party (i am so very original myself)

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

Calling me unoriginal while reusing a middle-school playground insult is a choice. A very interesting choice.