Pond fish need some help

[benjellyman]

So yeah, we all have had to put strange items in the pond, like for example, my spook fish wanted quartz. I mean, that’s ok, and I’ve had my super cucumbers want a sea urchin, which makes sense, but why in the world does my blobfish want wine?!? I mean, no wonder they are blobs. They are fish that swim in alcohol. I mean, can we like make the item request more logical?
no wonder the legendary fish don’t like ponds.

 

[CryogenCrystals]

Heheheh, that is kinda funny, youre right, the blob fish are little drinkers.

I politely propose an alternative: Bah, logic in games is overrated, imo there's something fun to be said for complete random quirkiness that makes us go.... "you want what?!?" --Even if it is just to grin or roll your eyes at how silly or illogical something is. I vote for: Bring on the silliness! "Bring me a shrubbery!"

 

[Zen_the_Ogre]

I dunno blob fish seem like the ancestor of frat boys coffee, mayo, pizza, cookies. Wine and rice pudding. They aren't just upgrading their home they are having a party

Ey man eddies floating get him out of here before the cops show up man. See to blob fish with a fish wrapped in newspaper throwing him in the farm pond

 

[Zen_the_Ogre]

Or given what you guys do to your houses with megabombs I am kind worried about the flame eels

 

[Boo1972]

Mega bombs for lava eels is always a dicey situation.

I don’t mind the gifts of pickles or wine, we all need sustenance. It the random crystal- how many ocean crystals do my fish think I’ve found? Worse still, they always want the dwarf scroll I don’t have. I’ll have stacks of blue ribboned scrolls, a green one tucked away in a chest, but no they want the yellow one. Why exactly am I running all over the valley to keep them happy? Not even Alex is that particular.

 

[Sigrah]

So yeah, we all have had to put strange items in the pond, like for example, my spook fish wanted quartz. I mean, that’s ok, and I’ve had my super cucumbers want a sea urchin, which makes sense, but why in the world does my blobfish want wine?!?

Because they drink like a fish

 

[Lew Zealand]

I don’t mind the gifts of pickles or wine, we all need sustenance. It the random crystal- how many ocean crystals do my fish think I’ve found?

Ocean Stone! Ocean Stone! Why does is always have to be Ocean Stones?
/Dark Helmet

Stupid Ocean Stones... Of course the first time I clean out my chest o' pretty, shiny things the following day the Midnight Squids come up with this humdinger. Took 2 weeks of Omni geodes before I got another one and you know what happened.

Yup, got two. Well, at least the Ocean Shirt matches my hair so there's always a silvery green lining...

 

[PookieDoodle]

They do ask for some weird stuff sometimes. How about when the eels want a plate of fried eel?

 

[Salty1]

They do ask for some weird stuff sometimes. How about when the eels want a plate of fried eel?

"We need you to make an example out of him. DON'T make it look like an accident."

 

[BlaDe]

It's not for eating, it's for necromancy.

 

[benjellyman]

It's not for eating, it's for necromancy.

*starts draining ponds*

 

[Ereo]

It's not for eating, it's for necromancy.

So lava eels are undead spicy eels?

 

[Sigrah]

It's not for eating, it's for necromancy.

You’d think it’d be the void salmon that would be doing that in their purple black pools, it’s kind of surprising the eels are into that.

 

[imnvs]

Spicy eel? I assume lava eels laugh at our hot peppers, just like I laugh at what most Minnesotans consider "spicy". That's why they give it to us all willy-nilly from the pond. It's probably survival of the fittest and we get to eat the spicy corpses of the fallen.

 

[benjellyman]

How did we get from blob fish drinking wine to eels resurrecting other eels?