Wait, you don't have warp points set up between the front porch and the barn? Bobbi's gonna love the cut scene where Qi shows up to revoke her Lazy Card!
Nope! And what is this Qi scene, I don't know this lore? Intriguing…
I have Warp points from next to the front door to next to the Obelisk nook so I can get from the front door to the Mountains or Ocean and on my Horse in 3 easy steps. Here's how the day tends to go:
Wake
Walk towards wife Emily in kitchen
Pass TV, hit it for daily luck info
Pass Statue of Blessings, hit it and accept my fate
Pass Statue of Mining Stuff or whatever that one is, hit it and make the wrong choice
Kiss Wife, talk, fall in love again
Head towards door
Pass Coffee Machine, hit it and down Coffee for mah
speed
Outside and quick glance to local indicators:
• Tapped trees to the East
• Crops to the South
• Kegs and Jars to the West
Default action: Ignore all and futz around. Done!
If Tapped Trees produced:
1. Warp point to Obelisks
2. Hit Left to Warp to Mountains
3. Hossfloot to fetch Mr. Boneybutt, mount and Lets Ride!
4. Up to Train Crossing which is fully Forested and all the Mystic Trees are Tapped for harvesting.
On some days this is done by 6:50am, it's a fun play loop!
And the Ocean Obelisk is next to the Mountain one so if I'm grinding for the Unobtanium Shirts (which is the point of Tapping those Mystic Trees), I instead Warp to the Beach and start spamming Treasure Totems. This is also a fun play loop as I'm done with that by ~1pm and can judge whether to keep my spoils or restart the day.
My warp points are carefully chosen and placed for max
laziness um, yeah
efficiency!
