Nice Short Stories from @Lew Zealand about "Bobbi", the "Menace to Stardew Valley" aka "Elon Musk of Stardew Valley"

Bobbi the simple laid back Farmer being bought out by greedy power hungry Elon Musk (aka Ferris Bueller.) Hmmm….. Stardew meets real life world drama. But did I forget to mention that Bobbi likes to play with BOMBS. Boycott Billionaires, or ‘settle things the old fashioned way’, which will YOU choose. 😈
 
Bobbi the simple laid back Farmer being bought out by greedy power hungry Elon Musk (aka Ferris Bueller.) Hmmm….. Stardew meets real life world drama. But did I forget to mention that Bobbi likes to play with BOMBS. Boycott Billionaires, or ‘settle things the old fashioned way’, which will YOU choose. 😈

no, seems like you know Bobbi more than i do! And playing with bombs doesn't fit the narrative of a "laid back farmer", so i guess i'll settle it the old fashioned way and report both of you to the "stardew valley bureau of investigastion" because you must be part of this conspiracy 😎 . you'll get some nice "ancientfruitwine-boarding", a stardrop and a chest full of diamonds. 😉🤣
 
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