My night time diary!

[1Stardewaddict]

The neighbours are having a party AGAIN. Woke up and started to use the forums. Lil bro Toby was hiding under my bed. He had a nightmare, so I gave him a cuddle. He can be SO cute sometimes. Heard what sounded like a robbery. Was actually dad snoring.

 

[1Stardewaddict]

The neighbours are having a party AGAIN. Woke up and started to use the forums. Lil bro Toby was hiding under my bed. He had a nightmare, so I gave him a cuddle. He can be SO cute sometimes. Heard what sounded like a robbery. Was actually dad snoring.

Toby’S nightmare was that he had to eat broccoli. To make him stop crying I took him downstairs for a midnight snack. Ate too many lollies

 

[1Stardewaddict]

Toby is running laps around the kitchen in the dark. Honestly. You can’t make this stuff up

 

[1Stardewaddict]

He’s past out on my bedroom floor

 

[Lew Zealand]

OK this had me LOLing, especially the snoring robbery. The real crime was stealing your sleep, maybe you could steal some back by doing some very necessary and noisy yard work in the morning.

 

[Slimeglasses]

So cute. And Toby's dream was that had to eat broccoli?? Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat after dreaming about eating broccoli, so I know how terrifying that is.
You are a really good older sibling!

 

[Lucky Demos]

LOL so fr about dads snoring XD

 

[astnko]

The neighbours are having a party AGAIN. Woke up and started to use the forums. Lil bro Toby was hiding under my bed. He had a nightmare, so I gave him a cuddle. He can be SO cute sometimes. Heard what sounded like a robbery. Was actually dad snoring.

thats really kind of you
its not usual that siblings do stuff like that for the scared littler ones
hes lucky to have u, and so are ur parents

 

[1Stardewaddict]

He woke up. My parents have found the empty snack drawer. They are unconcerned because one of the chairs is broken. I have been blamed. Don’t worry Stardew Addict , I did NOT have my house broken into

 

[1Stardewaddict]

thats really kind of you
its not usual that siblings do stuff like that for the scared littler ones
hes lucky to have u, and so are ur parents

OMG thanks! Oh yeah . I’m not meant to be on screen time. Bye (will still sneak it in

 

[1Stardewaddict]

OK this had me LOLing, especially the snoring robbery. The real crime was stealing your sleep, maybe you could steal some back by doing some very necessary and noisy yard work in the morning.

That’s some very good advice! Maybe I’ll get Toby to do it for me

 

[Lew Zealand]

He woke up. My parents have found the empty snack drawer. They are unconcerned because one of the chairs is broken. I have been blamed. Don’t worry Stardew Addict , I did NOT have my house broken into

No! Not fair! This makes me grrrr. The- the broken chair blamey bit. The part about not being housebroken is good.

Wait did I get that right...?

 

[Lucky Demos]

No! Not fair! This makes me grrrr. The- the broken chair blamey bit. The part about not being housebroken is good.

Wait did I get that right...?

No def not.....

 

[1Stardewaddict]

The neighbours party finally ended . It’s 7:40 AM for crying out loud

 

[1Stardewaddict]

Turns out the broken chair was actually a racoon . WE LEFT THE DOOR OPEN ALL NIGHT

 

[Lew Zealand]

Turns out the broken chair was actually a racoon . WE LEFT THE DOOR OPEN ALL NIGHT

Huh. Raccoons in the parts 'round here look more like little thieves tryna convince everyone they're really skunks so we'll keep our distance and not bug them. They rarely go so far as to mimic household furniture.

 

[1Stardewaddict]

Cranky neighbour alert! Neighbours heard me and Toby last night and think that it was US throwing the party

 

[Eminy]

 

[Lew Zealand]

Cranky neighbour alert! Neighbours heard me and Toby last night and think that it was US throwing the party

Do you have like a really big mirror you can put in the window nearest their place so whenever they say junk like that, they're really saying it to themselves.

 

[1Stardewaddict]

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Is that me or my neighbours