Pangaearocks
Farmer
May I see a peer reviewed journal that supports this type of medical advice, please? 
Medical advice
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STARDEW GUY
Sodbuster
Linus wanted a ruby to rub on his sore ear on my saveMay I see a peer reviewed journal that supports this type of medical advice, please?
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Pangaearocks
Farmer
I fear for her neck and posture if she intends to make a necklace
Mango Choo-choo
Planter
I would rather give him a hardwood to rub his sore back 
STARDEW GUY
Sodbuster
May I see a peer reviewed journal that supports this type of medical advice, please?
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FilthyGorilla
Local Legend
One of the worst I've gotten was an ask for a joja cola jodi wanted to put into her casserole......
MogBeoulve
Local Legend
I think there is an actual technique where soda is used to marinate meat. I just assume that's what she meant, and she is asking you to get some on the down low so Pierre doesn't realize.
FilthyGorilla
Local Legend
But joja cola......?
That stuff has enough preservatives to keep that meat for a couple months at least, least of all making it blue in the meantime...
MogBeoulve
Local Legend
Haha, perhaps it is a gimmick recipe. Or just a very bad idea. No one ever said she was a good cook!
TheGumOnYourShoe
Farmhand
I have seen that Coca-Cola has been used in cakes to keep it moist, and I’ve seen sodas used on meat sometimes to keep seasonings on (soda makes seasoning stick, but it is much better with sauces like mustard) but I would be concerned if someone used it for a casserole, and hopefully she didn’t use the can as well.
Maher
Farmer
You've never had TAB brisket, I guess. The saccharine was the secret. Of course Joja Cola is all about the sugar alcohols.
FilthyGorilla
Local Legend
Evidently not, I'll have to take your word on it, though I will point out that a casserole is a slightly different application than joja cola
Maher
Farmer
Of course we both know the "awful truth that you can't reveal to the ears of youth except to say it isn't worth a dime:" that there's a list of items and a list of use cases that are randomly paired in ways that allow hilarity to ensue. I think the bright side is that you are only going to eat the one dish that Jodi knows how to make properly and never be invited for dinner again, so you will never need to confront the Joja Cola tater tot hot dish in person.
Mr. Vampire
Greenhorn
Just judging by the name of the crystal you don't want it to help something that's already sore
Maher
Farmer
It's Emily. Everything can be fixed with crystals. It's the hot-exercise-cold regimen. Heat the sore hip, shake your booty to cassette player in front of your captive wounded parrot, ice with frozen tears.
Pangaearocks
Farmer
Blue Tower, huh? Subtle.
Lenora Rose
Farmer
Maybe she means she wants to attach it to a heavy chain on the end of a stick to use as a mace....