Insults that only SDV players understand.

[LRangerR]

You're as cuddly as a serpent

 

[Hollyfox]

You're the type to pass out 3 inches from the bed

 

[LRangerR]

How much have you spent on hospital bills this run?

 

[Hollyfox]

You sold all the copper you got on your first mining trip

 

[LRangerR]

You know the copper pan shouldn't be on your head right?

 

[KarinL]

You do know Oil of Garlic isn't perfume, right?

 

[LRangerR]

You do know Oil of Garlic isn't perfume, right?

Debatable

 

[Claire_Is_Memed]

your clint.

 

[LRangerR]

your clint.

The rudest xD

 

[POLT3RGEIST]

You use the skull key for Junimo Kart first

 

[LRangerR]

If you're looking for your wife, she might be in a tree with Sam

 

[Lew Zealand]

Your parents called you "Dove" as a child, huh?
When you take a plane flight you leave a wake of Black Slimes behind you.
You have a face only Void Mayo could love.
Your empty vacuous walleyed look and spindly legs make you look like the Mermaid's leftover parts bin.

 

[Hollyfox]

You use the skull key for Junimo Kart first

... i do this tho :O

 

[Hollyfox]

you never got that fishing rod did you?

 

[Nonak]

You use the skull key for Junimo Kart first

I don't do that but I do like Junimo Kart being unlocked. Kinda annoying when I try to play it and get reminded that I don't have the key yet.

 

[Claire_Is_Memed]

you cook carp surprise

 

[Nonak]

you cook carp surprise

In bulk

 

[Hollyfox]

You sold your first gold star parsnips didn’t you?

 

[Nonak]

You sold your first gold star parsnips didn’t you?

Nope I ate them so I could continue fishing in the farm pond

 

[Terdin]

You sold your first gold star parsnips didn’t you?

What else is there to do with them? Other than eating them or pickling them before selling? The first gold star cauliflower on the other hand...