Funny Help Wanted Posts

[LRangerR]

Post funny help wanted posts you find. I've been meaning to make this for a while so I've lost the pictures I wanted to post, so Ill start it off with something relatively mild.

Penny be hungry.

Edit- Got this right after the squid fest. Really willy? Y'know what? I got u...

 

[Starry Junimo]

 

[FilthyGorilla]

Oh boy I don't have it here but it's generally George asking for something absurd to rub on his knee, or someone like Jodi asking for joja cola to put in her casserole

 

[450735]

I got one recently about Marnie asking for Joja Cola to feed to her goats (no pic unfortunately). She got so impressed by her nephew's blue chickens that she wants to try for herself I guess

 

[NextXander]

I got one recently about Marnie asking for Joja Cola to feed to her goats (no pic unfortunately). She got so impressed by her nephew's blue chickens that she wants to try for herself I guess

Omg imagine having blue goats on your farm

 

[LRangerR]

Omg imagine having blue goats on your farm

If we feed them oranges, do they turn into orange goats?

 

[Mango Choo-choo]

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I am wondering .... if topaz can cure sore elbow, then what kind of quartz can cure sore throat?

 

[rocketspruggs]

This isn't mine, I found it on Tumblr.

 

[stardew_luv]

My favorite was when Pierre had a craving for a Joja cola