Enter a curse against the user above you

[Glasia]

Imagine you are a wizard or demon or angel or elf or any other magic beung and suddendly you see the user above you appearing and doing bad things to you, ranging from just strange looks to crashing or slowing down your PC. Here write a curse that you would use to get that bad thing off of you. Rules: No double post, no spam, no NSFW and the forum rules apply.

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Imagine you are a wizard or demon or angel or elf or any other magic beung and suddendly you see the user above you appearing and doing bad things to you, ranging from just strange looks to crashing or slowing down your PC. Here write a curse that you would use to get that bad thing off of you. Rules: No double post, no spam, no NSFW and the forum rules apply.

You are cursed to never be able to watch videos while eating.

 

[Cookie_King_800]

You are cursed to never be able to watch videos while eating.

You are cursed to never find the long side of your blanket.

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

You are cursed to never find the long side of your blanket.

697 @43 +74#3$ 59 (@=3 @ ut§ +(@;+3 :943 9& @++8$3;5@“”6 #2808;* $92; 2(3; 5608;* “8’3 5(8#
You might have to decipher this, but…i think it’s easy? Just look at your key board.

 

[FilthyGorilla]

697 @43 +74#3$ 59 (@=3 @ ut§ +(@;+3 :943 9& @++8$3;5@“”6 #2808;* $92; 2(3; 5608;* “8’3 5(8#
You might have to decipher this, but…i think it’s easy? Just look at your key board.

Continuing the bed theme: you are cursed with eternall warm pillows (both sides)

 

[HellHeater]

You are cursed to deal with an aggressive dumbass 11 year old

 

[BeenASon]

You are cursed to deal with an aggressive dumbass 11 year old

Your cursed to be forever dealing with a five year old that can somehow type. (Also what's the deal with you and 11 year olds?)

 

[HellHeater]

Your cursed to be forever dealing with a five year old that can somehow type. (Also what's the deal with you and 11 year olds?)

I'M TAKING THAT DEAL I WANT TO BE A DAD ANYWAY
Some kid unfairly got me banned from somewhere and I'm really salty about it.

Your cursed to always mix up your and you're

 

[BeenASon]

I'M TAKING THAT DEAL I WANT TO BE A DAD ANYWAY
Some kid unfairly got me banned from somewhere and I'm really salty about it.

Your cursed to always mix up your and you're

I always mix up there and their anyways so no problem. Also being salty over bans is relatable.
Your cursed to have a ugly smile.

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

I always mix up there and their anyways so no problem. Also being salty over bans is relatable.
Your cursed to have a ugly smile.

You are cursed to always have at least three people who will explode in rage if you make a grammatical error around you.

 

[astdragon]

you are cursed to be turned into chocolate for one day

 

[Hollyfox]

you are cursed to always be socially anxious

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

You are cursed to turn into a fox with a holly on it for a week

 

[candledlockwood]

You are cursed to turn into a fox with a holly on it for a week

you are cursed to always be 12 gold below the money you need to buy something in stardew

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

you are cursed to always be 12 gold below the money you need to buy something in stardew

(Good thing I only need to buy things that cost a TON of money :)
you are cursed to always be in debt (another money one)

 

[JunimoPikmin]

(Good thing I only need to buy things that cost a TON of money :)
you are cursed to always be in debt (another money one)

You are always cursed to get robbed if you get over $10,000

I wish krobus was real

 

[LRangerR]

You are cursed to only have left socks for the rest of your life

 

[Hollyfox]

You are cursed never have the right fitting clothes

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

You are cursed never have the right fitting clothes

You are cursed to have everything you taste have a 50% chance to not have a taste

 

[Hollyfox]

You are cursed to have everything you taste have a 50% chance to not have a taste

You are cursed to have everything you eat be 200% too spicy.