To Mr. Pierre:
It pains me to be the bearer of bad news, but I feel obligated to inform you of a recent development most threatening to your livelihood.
Joja Co. has decided to expand into Pelican Town.
It's too late for protest. Joja Builders have already broken ground for the new JojaMart.
This must be devastating news for you. So many years in business...a local standby... and now, obscured by the shadow of a powerful, efficient, economically viable corporation. What a shame!
As manager of the new JojaMart, I feel, to some degree, personally responsible for your predicament. As such, I'd like to offer you a position as Assistant Grocer. Wages start at 5g an hour. I look forward to seeing your resume!
-Mr. Morris, Manager
Pelican Town JojaMart