[300 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!

[Nonak]

I wish to make a wish that @Contented-Slime forgot about

 

[Contented-Slime]

I wish to make a wish that @Contented-Slime forgot about

Oops! Sure!
Granted, but it's not a good wish.
I wish to have a good trip!

 

[Nonak]

Oops! Sure!
Granted, but it's not a good wish.
I wish to have a good trip!

Granted, but your taking-out-trash experiences will never be as good as mine.

I wish to actually go to school again.
Edit: The hell did i say there
I really gotta reread what I send

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Granted, but your taking-out-trash experiences will never be as good as mine.

I wish to actually go to school again.
Edit: The hell did i say there
I really gotta reread what I send

Granted… it’s traffic school.

I wish I had had more time to play SDV.

 

[HedgehogIII]

Granted… it’s traffic school.

I wish I had had more time to play SDV.

Granted, but that time replaces your best friend’s funeral

i wish raccoons were served at restraunts

 

[Nonak]

Granted, but they're alive racoons who escape from your plate and you have to chase them around the restaurant and you're not allowed out till you catch every one of them.

I wish my friend's god didn't look at me in this way that makes it feel like it's judging my every move and every action.

 

[Claire_Is_Memed]

granted but it now judges every other move and every other action

I wish subnautica 2 will be good

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

granted but it now judges every other move and every other action

I wish subnautica 2 will be good

Granted, but the quality is so high that no console or PC can handle it. The game constantly freezes and crashes. Subnautica 3 will be released years later before the issue with Subnautica 2 is ever fixed.

I wish I never had to sleep.

 

[Nonak]

Granted, but the quality is so high that no console or PC can handle it. The game constantly freezes and crashes. Subnautica 3 will be released years later before the issue with Subnautica 2 is ever fixed.

I wish I never had to sleep.

Granted, but now you have to constantly hide because biologists are hunting for you to lock you up and study how are you able to function like that.

I wish for no one to tell @Gridball Pom Queen that I let the scientist know about her abnormal abilities, and am the cause of her having to hide 24/7.

 

[Claire_Is_Memed]

granted but theyll give it to her by semaphore

i wish all of old doctor who is found

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

granted but theyll give it to her by semaphore

i wish all of old doctor who is found

I must have learned semaphore with all the extra time I had from not sleeping.

Granted but they are found in your basement and you’re arrested for theft.

I wish for the ability to wipe people’s memories (specifically the biologist trying to study me).

 

[Claire_Is_Memed]

I must have learned semaphore with all the extra time I had from not sleeping.

Granted but they are found in your basement and you’re arrested for theft.

I wish for the ability to wipe people’s memories (specifically the biologist trying to study me).

(haha jokes on you i dont have a basement)
granted but you get all theyre memories BLASTED onto you

I wish for immense luck especially pertaining to ban appeals

 

[Nonak]

(haha jokes on you i dont have a basement)
granted but you get all theyre memories BLASTED onto you

I wish for immense luck especially pertaining to ban appeals

Granted, but you get banned very often and for absurd reasons so you get tired from appealing every ban.

I wish no one would steal my lemons.

 

[Claire_Is_Memed]

Granted, but you get banned very often and for absurd reasons so you get tired from appealing every ban.

I wish no one would steal my lemons.

(Oh so theres no change!!!)
granted. they steal your oranges

i wish the legal definition of a firearm in the united kingdom no longer stretches to pepper spray

 

[Nonak]

(Oh so theres no change!!!)
granted. they steal your oranges

i wish the legal definition of a firearm in the united kingdom no longer stretches to pepper spray

Granted, but now it's extremely hard abd expensive to buy anything pepper related, including bell peppers, toys shaped like them, spicy food, etc.

I wish for all the orange thiefs to glow bright green so I can see who they are.

 

[Claire_Is_Memed]

Granted, but now it's extremely hard abd expensive to buy anything pepper related, including bell peppers, toys shaped like them, spicy food, etc.

I wish for all the orange thiefs to glow bright green so I can see who they are.

oh good my collection of spices means im rich and can get out of late stage capatalism induced poverty! :D
anyway

granted but you are now colourblind

I wish for lego to be cheaper

 

[Nonak]

oh good my collection of spices means im rich and can get out of late stage capatalism induced poverty! :D
anyway

granted but you are now colourblind

I wish for lego to be cheaper

Granted, but now it breaks so easily you end up with a bunch of nonrecyclable useless plastic.

I wish for my colorblindness to only affect olo.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Granted, but now it breaks so easily you end up with a bunch of nonrecyclable useless plastic.

I wish for my colorblindness to only affect olo.

Granted, but now you can see dead people. You never sleep because they are constantly watching you and trying to talk to you so you go insane.

I wish my phone battery never ran out.