[300 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!

[HellHeater]

I wish I was genderless

Granted, you lose your lower half in a car crash.

I wish the below post was false

 

[dragonflySky]

Granted, you lose your lower half in a car crash.

I wish the below post was false

Granted but negating the post causes the universe to break
I wish dog poos turned to daffodils

 

[Chaos bacon]

Granted, but they eventually turn back after someone blows the seeds away
I wish to be with my BF for Christmas

 

[dragonflySky]

Granted, but they eventually turn back after someone blows the seeds away
I wish to be with my BF for Christmas

Granted but Santa kidnaps you both, turns you into elves and forces you to work in his toy sweatshop
I wish I could have a penguin for a pet

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Granted but Santa kidnaps you both, turns you into elves and forces you to work in his toy sweatshop
I wish I could have a penguin for a pet

Granted but the penguin WILL eat your furniture.
I wish for infinite wishes.

 

[dragonflySky]

Granted but the penguin WILL eat your furniture.
I wish for infinite wishes.

Granted but your every wish comes true
I wish my penguin would stop eating my furniture

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Granted but your every wish comes true
I wish my penguin would stop eating my furniture

Granted but it starts starving and dies
I wish for all sour patch kids to come a life with violent intentions

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Granted but it starts starving and dies
I wish for all sour patch kids to come a life with violent intentions

Granted, but any attempt to carry out those intentions turns them back into inanimate.

I wish pets lived forever.

 

[LRangerR]

Granted, but any attempt to carry out those intentions turns them back into inanimate.

I wish pets lived forever.

granted, but they are now all undead.

I don't like mean spirited games. I wish this game didn't exist.

 

[dragonflySky]

granted, but they are now all undead.

I don't like mean spirited games. I wish this game didn't exist.

Granted but you got sent to an alternative time line (it's not mean if it's silly)
I wish underpants didn't exist

 

[LRangerR]

Granted but you got sent to an alternative time line (it's not mean if it's silly)
I wish underpants didn't exist

again? man, sometimes I sure do miss my original timeline...

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Granted but you got sent to an alternative time line (it's not mean if it's silly)
I wish underpants didn't exist

Granted but they’re replaced with lava
I wish that one butterfly in the world turned into a slightly bigger butterfly

 

[Hollyfox]

Granted but they’re replaced with lava
I wish that one butterfly in the world turned into a slightly bigger butterfly

Granted but it is a fake one (ig this is corrupted?)
I wish to have no wish

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Granted but it is a fake one (ig this is corrupted?)
I wish to have no wish

Granted but because your wish was to have no wish and I granted that wish meaning you would not have a wish to not have a wish that I would grant meaning you would have a wish but your wish is to wish to not have a wish that I granted so you would not have a wish to not wish that you didn’t have a wish but then you would not be able to wish for no wish so you would have a wish and your wish is to have no wish and I grant that wish but then you don’t have a wish to not have a wish and you do have a wish but your wish is to not have a wish so I grant that wish but then you would not have a wish to not have a wish so you would have a wish but your wish is to not have a wish so I grant that and you don’t have a wish to not have a wish so you do have a wish you need to wish but your wish is to not need to wish so I grant that wish so then you don’t have a wish to wish to not have a wish so you do need a wish but your wish is to not have a wish so I grant that but then you don’t have a wish to wish for not needing to wish so you need a wish but that wish is to not have a wish and I grant that wish to not have a wish…

basically that goes on forever and you created a hole in the space time continuum.

i wish for a slice of pizza

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted but because your wish was to have no wish and I granted that wish meaning you would not have a wish to not have a wish that I would grant meaning you would have a wish but your wish is to wish to not have a wish that I granted so you would not have a wish to not wish that you didn’t have a wish but then you would not be able to wish for no wish so you would have a wish and your wish is to have no wish and I grant that wish but then you don’t have a wish to not have a wish and you do have a wish but your wish is to not have a wish so I grant that wish but then you would not have a wish to not have a wish so you would have a wish but your wish is to not have a wish so I grant that and you don’t have a wish to not have a wish so you do have a wish you need to wish but your wish is to not need to wish so I grant that wish so then you don’t have a wish to wish to not have a wish so you do need a wish but your wish is to not have a wish so I grant that but then you don’t have a wish to wish for not needing to wish so you need a wish but that wish is to not have a wish and I grant that wish to not have a wish…

basically that goes on forever and you created a hole in the space time continuum.

i wish for a slice of pizza

granted but it has your least favorite ingredient on it
I wish to be immortal in a way that I stop aging at my best years and never feel any actual pain, only up to around being stung by a bee

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

granted but it has your least favorite ingredient on it
I wish to be immortal in a way that I stop aging at my best years and never feel any actual pain, only up to around being stung by a bee

granted but you can still feel mental pain, more so then before.
i wish for some cool dice

 

[dragonflySky]

granted but you can still feel mental pain, more so then before.
i wish for some cool dice

Granted but the dice are constructed of dry ice
I wish to see what's inside a black hole