[300 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!

[Hollyfox]

Granted but you have to use Puffin Browser too. (Fun fact I used to use that browser.)
I wish for data transfer between all browsers.

Granted, but it all corrupts once it’s transferred. I wish to never need to drive

 

[BeenASon]

Granted, but it all corrupts once it’s transferred. I wish to never need to drive

Fudge.
Granted but you get a chauffer instead. Said chauffer drives the car into a tree and you die.
I wish for a 9MM gun that looks like a pencil and shoots bubblegum.

 

[Hollyfox]

Granted but it gets confiscated for reasons

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

I wish for a goat.

 

[Hollyfox]

I wish for a goat.

Granted but it’s really old. I wish to never get carsick

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Granted but now you also are never allowed in any sort of vehicle.
I wish for a duck.