[300 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!

[Hollyfox]

Granted but you have to use Puffin Browser too. (Fun fact I used to use that browser.)
I wish for data transfer between all browsers.

Granted, but it all corrupts once it’s transferred. I wish to never need to drive

 

[BeenASon]

Granted, but it all corrupts once it’s transferred. I wish to never need to drive

Fudge.
Granted but you get a chauffer instead. Said chauffer drives the car into a tree and you die.
I wish for a 9MM gun that looks like a pencil and shoots bubblegum.

 

[Hollyfox]

Granted but it gets confiscated for reasons

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

I wish for a goat.

 

[Hollyfox]

I wish for a goat.

Granted but it’s really old. I wish to never get carsick

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Granted but now you also are never allowed in any sort of vehicle.
I wish for a duck.

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted but now you also are never allowed in any sort of vehicle.
I wish for a duck.

granted but it's a duck that has 0 spatial dimensions
I wish for the portal gun from Portal 2

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Granted but it's a collectible and it doesn't shoot real portals.
I wish for all the video games in the world.

 

[Glasia]

Granted but you do not have any console to play them on.
I wish so that Hatsune Miku loves demons.

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Granted but you do not have any console to play them on.
I wish so that Hatsune Miku loves demons.

Granted but Hatsune Miku loves demons so much she starts a cult and destroys the world
I wish hsiw I

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Granted but Hatsune Miku loves demons so much she starts a cult and destroys the world
I wish hsiw I

You wish what??

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

You wish what??

Hsiw i

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Hsiw i

Even the all-powerfull Google doesn't know what "Hsiw i" means.

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted but Hatsune Miku loves demons so much she starts a cult and destroys the world
I wish hsiw I

Granted but your wish is backwards, so you have to grant it, which you can't, so you glitch out of reality
I wish for a computer that's ∞ly good and perfectly secure, BUT I can still use it

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Granted but your wish is backwards, so you have to grant it, which you can't, so you glitch out of reality
I wish for a computer that's ∞ly good and perfectly secure, BUT I can still use it

Granted but “but” implies something that is against something meaning because you can use it it’s not infinitely good and secure.

I wish for the moon to stop existing for a few seconds.

 

[Slimeglasses]

Granted but “but” implies something that is against something meaning because you can use it it’s not infinitely good and secure.

I wish for the moon to stop existing for a few seconds.

Granted, but whatever weird plan you had with that fails because of something you didn't calculate.

I wish to be better at helping people through the emotional problems they need help with.

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Granted, but whatever weird plan you had with that fails because of something you didn't calculate.

I wish to be better at helping people through the emotional problems they need help with.

Granted but you help the through as in go through me first. They murder their problems.

i wish that nvidia would stop investing in ai

 

[Luna_Tuna]

Granted but you help the through as in go through me first. They murder their problems.

i wish that nvidia would stop investing in ai

Granted but nvidia stock crashes
i want 10 pokemon booster packs