[200 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!

[HellHeater]

I wish I was genderless

Granted, you lose your lower half in a car crash.

I wish the below post was false

 

[dragonflySky]

Granted, you lose your lower half in a car crash.

I wish the below post was false

Granted but negating the post causes the universe to break
I wish dog poos turned to daffodils

 

[Chaos bacon]

Granted, but they eventually turn back after someone blows the seeds away
I wish to be with my BF for Christmas

 

[dragonflySky]

Granted, but they eventually turn back after someone blows the seeds away
I wish to be with my BF for Christmas

Granted but Santa kidnaps you both, turns you into elves and forces you to work in his toy sweatshop
I wish I could have a penguin for a pet

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Granted but Santa kidnaps you both, turns you into elves and forces you to work in his toy sweatshop
I wish I could have a penguin for a pet

Granted but the penguin WILL eat your furniture.
I wish for infinite wishes.

 

[dragonflySky]

Granted but the penguin WILL eat your furniture.
I wish for infinite wishes.

Granted but your every wish comes true
I wish my penguin would stop eating my furniture

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Granted but your every wish comes true
I wish my penguin would stop eating my furniture

Granted but it starts starving and dies
I wish for all sour patch kids to come a life with violent intentions

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Granted but it starts starving and dies
I wish for all sour patch kids to come a life with violent intentions

Granted, but any attempt to carry out those intentions turns them back into inanimate.

I wish pets lived forever.

 

[LRangerR]

Granted, but any attempt to carry out those intentions turns them back into inanimate.

I wish pets lived forever.

granted, but they are now all undead.

I don't like mean spirited games. I wish this game didn't exist.

 

[dragonflySky]

granted, but they are now all undead.

I don't like mean spirited games. I wish this game didn't exist.

Granted but you got sent to an alternative time line (it's not mean if it's silly)
I wish underpants didn't exist

 

[LRangerR]

Granted but you got sent to an alternative time line (it's not mean if it's silly)
I wish underpants didn't exist

again? man, sometimes I sure do miss my original timeline...