[200 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!

[HellHeater]

I wish I was genderless

Granted, you lose your lower half in a car crash.

I wish the below post was false

 

[dragonflySky]

Granted, you lose your lower half in a car crash.

I wish the below post was false

Granted but negating the post causes the universe to break
I wish dog poos turned to daffodils

 

[Chaos bacon]

Granted, but they eventually turn back after someone blows the seeds away
I wish to be with my BF for Christmas

 

[dragonflySky]

Granted, but they eventually turn back after someone blows the seeds away
I wish to be with my BF for Christmas

Granted but Santa kidnaps you both, turns you into elves and forces you to work in his toy sweatshop
I wish I could have a penguin for a pet

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Granted but Santa kidnaps you both, turns you into elves and forces you to work in his toy sweatshop
I wish I could have a penguin for a pet

Granted but the penguin WILL eat your furniture.
I wish for infinite wishes.