[200 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!

[Slimeglasses]

Granted, but the child abusers turn to sexual abuse
I wish to get the lead in the school musical next year

That's terrible! XD

Granted, but the school musical is canceled the day of because of (allegedly) something you did, everyone's mad at you, and there's nothing you can do to convince anyone otherwise.
I wish for there to be no further wars, and for the world to finally become peaceful, starting now.

 

[BeenASon]

That's terrible! XD

Granted, but the school musical is canceled the day of because of (allegedly) something you did, everyone's mad at you, and there's nothing you can do to convince anyone otherwise.
I wish for there to be no further wars, and for the world to finally become peaceful, starting now.

Granted but that doesn't include herbical and chemical warfare so the world gets destroyed by WW3
I wish to have a goat.

 

[Slimeglasses]

Granted but that doesn't include herbical and chemical warfare so the world gets destroyed by WW3
I wish to have a goat.

Granted.

I wish for the ability to stop time for everything, except for me, everything within 10 feet of me, and the internet (as far as it affects me and my devices), while maintaining the ability to make time continue at a normal speed.

 

[Contented-Slime]

Granted.

I wish for the ability to stop time for everything, except for me, everything within 10 feet of me, and the internet (as far as it affects me and my devices), while maintaining the ability to make time continue at a normal speed.

Granted, but whenever you stop time the "normal speed" of time increases an unnoticeable amount, which eventually build up and makes your life harder, and the increase in the "normal speed" of time only happens to you.
I wish to be able to draw a perfect circle.

 

[Hollyfox]

Granted, but whenever you stop time the "normal speed" of time increases an unnoticeable amount, which eventually build up and makes your life harder, and the increase in the "normal speed" of time only happens to you.
I wish to be able to draw a perfect circle.

Granted, but you can't draw anything else.
I wish to be really good at every instrument I play

 

[Nonak]

Granted, but you can't draw anything else.
I wish to be really good at every instrument I play

Granted but any instrument breaks after 17 minutes of you playing it
I wish for all the newer trains to look like steam trains without the looks affecting anything else like speed or fuel they need to function

 

[BeenASon]

Granted but any instrument breaks after 17 minutes of you playing it
I wish for all the newer trains to look like steam trains without the looks affecting anything else like speed or fuel they need to function.

Granted but they explode after five seconds.
I wish to be able to beat anyone up.

 

[Hollyfox]

Granted but they explode after five seconds.
I wish to be able to beat anyone up.

Granted, but after you beat them up, they beat you up twice as hard.
I wish to be able to make lots of money in stardew valley early game

 

[Slimeglasses]

Granted, but after you beat them up, they beat you up twice as hard.
I wish to be able to make lots of money in stardew valley early game

granted, but afterwards you get arrested for counterfeit.
I wish to be able to stay physically and mentally fit with no effort on my part.

 

[Contented-Slime]

granted, but afterwards you get arrested for counterfeit.
I wish to be able to stay physically and mentally fit with no effort on my part.

Granted, but you still feel like you had put in the effort at times (exhaustion, muscle strain)