[200 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!

[BeenASon]

Granted however your ears are forever permanently invisible and any attempt at reconstructive surgery falls off.
I wish that the Stardew Valley bear was my friend in real life

Granted but the bear hugs you because he likes you and you die.
I wish for a femboy.

 

[dragonflySky]

Granted but the bear hugs you because he likes you and you die.
I wish for a femboy.

Granted. But it's a robot femboy which gets a software virus and only wants to vacuum the floor.
I wish for resurrection (seeing as I'm dead)

 

[BeenASon]

Granted. But it's a robot femboy which gets a software virus and only wants to vacuum the floor.
I wish for resurrection (seeing as I'm dead)

I mean hey now still a femboy.
Granted but you die again.
I wish for all unnecessary screaming to stop.

 

[HellHeater]

I wish for all unnecessary screaming to stop.

Granted, now all screaming is well needed

I want all annoying 11 year old kids to be wiped from the face of the internet.

 

[BeenASon]

Granted, now all screaming is well needed

I want all annoying 11 year old kids to be wiped from the face of the internet.

Hey 11 year olds aren't all that bad. 9 year olds however STAY AWAYYYYYYYY to quote Kurt Cobain.
Granted but the Internet is filled with 9 year olds.
I wish for all kids to be a bit more mature.

 

[HellHeater]

Hey 11 year olds aren't all that bad. 9 year olds however STAY AWAYYYYYYYY to quote Kurt Cobain.
Granted but the Internet is filled with 9 year olds.

I wish for all kids to be a bit more mature.

A certain 11 year old is bad enough for me to want all 11 year olds gone. 9 year olds are more acceptable, they can hardly read (<3) anyway.

Granted but they a- okay I can't say that. They are maturer but it's because world war 3 and they need to find food instead of joking about 67 so they need to take responsibilities.

 

[BeenASon]

A certain 11 year old is bad enough for me to want all 11 year olds gone. 9 year olds are more acceptable, they can hardly read (<3) anyway.

Granted but they a- okay I can't say that. They are maturer but it's because world war 3 and they need to find food instead of joking about 67 so they need to take responsibilities.

9 year olds are way more obnoxious because they often attack the person instead of the argument when arguing about something and also there a headache to talk with.
Your wish?

 

[HellHeater]

9 year olds are way more obnoxious because they often attack the person instead of the argument when arguing about something and also there a headache to talk with.
Your wish?

Whoops

I wish to be able to hold a 4d rubiks cube with my hands

 

[HellHeater]

9 year olds are way more obnoxious because they often attack the person instead of the argument when arguing about something and also there a headache to talk with.

Also that's not exclusive to 9 year olds-

 

[BeenASon]

Whoops

I wish to be able to hold a 4d rubiks cube with my hands

Granted but you die from holding it since it's way too heavy.
I wish for a burger.

 

[BeenASon]

Also that's not exclusive to 9 year olds-

But there the most common group that does this imo.

 

[HellHeater]

Granted but you die from holding it since it's way too heavy.
I wish for a burger.

Dang couldn't I just dropped it lol

Granted, your burger has a centipede for mayonnaise

I wish to take a deeeeeeeeeeeeeep and relaxing breath

 

[BeenASon]

Dang couldn't I just dropped it lol

Granted, your burger has a centipede for mayonnaise

I wish to take a deeeeeeeeeeeeeep and relaxing breath

I hate mayonnaise. I would prefer a centipede over it.
Granted but it's your last breath before you turn into a aux port.
I wish for a girlfriend.

 

[HellHeater]

I wish for a girlfriend.

Everything that happened to me happens to you

I wish for you to eat one hundred centipedes that are one century old.

 

[BeenASon]

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Everything that happened to me happens to you

I wish for you to eat one hundred centipedes that are one century old.

What happened to you?
Granted but I wash them down with water.(Water can make me eat anything.)
I wish for ears that can fit any eartip size.(I hate being a medium.)

 

[HellHeater]

What happened to you?

not that much tbh I'm being dramatic but it'd take a 4 book series to contain everything lol

I wish for ears that can fit any eartip size.(I hate being a medium.)

Granted, your ears are made of play doh.

I wish to learn how to crochet

 

[BeenASon]

not that much tbh I'm being dramatic but it'd take a 4 book series to contain everything lol


Granted, your ears are made of play doh.

I wish to learn how to crochet

I mean damn everyone has problems I guess.
Granted but your crochets are so bad the public revolt and kill you.
I wish for more IEMS.

 

[dragonflySky]

I mean damn everyone has problems I guess.
Granted but your crochets are so bad the public revolt and kill you.
I wish for more IEMS.

Granted but they fill up your intestines and you die (revenge is sweet)
I wish to have my own interdimensional spaceship

 

[JunimoPikmin]

Granted but they fill up your intestines and you die (revenge is sweet)
I wish to have my own interdimensional spaceship

Granted but every alien you meet stays away from you for unknown reasons.

I wish I was genderless

 

[BeenASon]

Granted but they fill up your intestines and you die (revenge is sweet)
I wish to have my own interdimensional spaceship

Well i get my five minute of audiophile heaven.
Granted but the spaceship is loaded with barrels of gas and it lights up. You die.
I wish to not suck at tennis because I suck really bad.