BeenASon
Farmer
Granted but your incredibly dumb academically so no one speaks to you due to the fact that you can't speak there language and also that your a hobo
I wish to be able to play percussion (Technically I can.)
[200 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!
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I wish to be able to play percussion (Technically I can.)
EliteDangerGamer
Farmer
Granted but everyone else has -∞ EI so it balances to 0
granted but it's horrifically bad
I wish to be omniscient in a way that's not overwhelming for me, or anyone else (I just think this would be interesting to corrupt)
Slimeglasses
Local Legend
Granted, but so is everyone else, so you don't actually gain any advantage, and everything is incredibly boring.
I wish for perfect hearing, with the ability to dull or enhance certain sounds as I see fit, without negatively affecting any of my other senses or capabilities.
BeenASon
Farmer
Granted but you can only use that on farts.
I wish for my teeth to be perfect but natural looking.
Hedgehogthe3rd
Sodbuster
I WAS GONNA PUT THAT BUT THOUGHT THAT BECAUSE I TYPED IT SO I WOULDNT NEED TO. AH.
Hollyfox
Planter
Granted, but they are perfect for a giraffe.
Umm... I wish to have really good memory
Hedgehogthe3rd
Sodbuster
You have the best memory of that one moment where you MESSED. UP.
i wish for a chocolate bar.
Nonak
Farmer
Granted but after eating it you start hating chocolate (actually happened to me)
I wish to be able to eat chocolate again
Hedgehogthe3rd
Sodbuster
Granted but you can only eat it through your ears.
i wish for 5 more wishes
EliteDangerGamer
Farmer
granted but you can only wish for things you don't actually want
I wish for all games to be less laggy
Slimeglasses
Local Legend
Granted, but now real life lags.
I wish to become a successful writer.
BeenASon
Farmer
Granted but you are a AWFUL writer so you get killed by the public for being really bad but still commercially successful.
I wish to be able to sing Enter Sandman (Well I can but still)
Contented-Slime
Planter
Granted, but that's the only song you can sing.
I wish to have 5 extra hours in each day that just ignore the space-time continuum.
Chaos bacon
Planter
Granted, but every time you ignore it, the world becomes closer to collapsing in on itself
I wish that I could meet and befriend Shadow the Hedgehog
I wish that I could meet and befriend Shadow the Hedgehog
Slimeglasses
Local Legend
Granted, but he will die directly after you meet him and you will be the main suspect.
I wish to have perfect risk assessment abilities.
I wish to have perfect risk assessment abilities.
Contented-Slime
Planter
Granted, but the risks will always end up being higher if you asses them
I wish to be a frog
Slimeglasses
Local Legend
They will get higher if I what??
Anyway, granted, but you will be fried and on a plate, about to be consumed.
I wish to be able to alter my face however I wish with no negative side effects or limitations.
Contented-Slime
Planter
Granted, but you never want to alter it
I wish to be happy
Slimeglasses
Local Legend
Granted, but being perpetually happy will make you feel unfulfilled and you will forget what any other state of being feels like, giving you an unshakable feeling that something is off, and that you should have more than one state of being, but you will feel too "happy" to be able to do anything about it.
I wish to end all child abuse in every form all around the world.
Contented-Slime
Planter
Granted, but the child abusers turn to sexual abuse
I wish to get the lead in the school musical next year