[200 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!

BeenASon

Farmer
Good thing I definitely don't need to lose weight. XD
I wish to have perfect emotional intelligence.
Now wish something yourself. :)
Granted but your incredibly dumb academically so no one speaks to you due to the fact that you can't speak there language and also that your a hobo
I wish to be able to play percussion (Technically I can.)
 
Good thing I definitely don't need to lose weight. XD
I wish to have perfect emotional intelligence.
Now wish something yourself. :)
Granted but everyone else has -∞ EI so it balances to 0
Granted but your incredibly dumb academically so no one speaks to you due to the fact that you can't speak there language and also that your a hobo
I wish to be able to play percussion (Technically I can.)
granted but it's horrifically bad
I wish to be omniscient in a way that's not overwhelming for me, or anyone else (I just think this would be interesting to corrupt)
 

Slimeglasses

Local Legend
Granted but everyone else has -∞ EI so it balances to 0

granted but it's horrifically bad
I wish to be omniscient in a way that's not overwhelming for me, or anyone else (I just think this would be interesting to corrupt)
Granted, but so is everyone else, so you don't actually gain any advantage, and everything is incredibly boring.
I wish for perfect hearing, with the ability to dull or enhance certain sounds as I see fit, without negatively affecting any of my other senses or capabilities.
 

BeenASon

Farmer
Granted, but so is everyone else, so you don't actually gain any advantage, and everything is incredibly boring.
I wish for perfect hearing, with the ability to dull or enhance certain sounds as I see fit, without negatively affecting any of my other senses or capabilities.
Granted but you can only use that on farts.
I wish for my teeth to be perfect but natural looking.
 

Hedgehogthe3rd

Sodbuster
I know this... But this time... You didn't catch the "doll hairs" thing. Granted. You may have one billion doll hairs. (Don't say anything about how you spelled "dollar". Translation error. Or something. XD)
I wish to always be a straight a student with no time or effort on my part, while still gaining the knowledge that would be expected for a student with my grades.
I WAS GONNA PUT THAT BUT THOUGHT THAT BECAUSE I TYPED IT SO I WOULDNT NEED TO. AH.
 
Granted but you are a AWFUL writer so you get killed by the public for being really bad but still commercially successful.
I wish to be able to sing Enter Sandman (Well I can but still)
Granted, but that's the only song you can sing.
I wish to have 5 extra hours in each day that just ignore the space-time continuum.
 

Slimeglasses

Local Legend
Granted, but you never want to alter it
I wish to be happy
Granted, but being perpetually happy will make you feel unfulfilled and you will forget what any other state of being feels like, giving you an unshakable feeling that something is off, and that you should have more than one state of being, but you will feel too "happy" to be able to do anything about it.
I wish to end all child abuse in every form all around the world.
 
Granted, but being perpetually happy will make you feel unfulfilled and you will forget what any other state of being feels like, giving you an unshakable feeling that something is off, and that you should have more than one state of being, but you will feel too "happy" to be able to do anything about it.
I wish to end all child abuse in every form all around the world.
Granted, but the child abusers turn to sexual abuse
I wish to get the lead in the school musical next year
 
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