[200 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!

[Slimeglasses]

Bold of you to assume I'm human.

Fair enough

I wish for a Dan army

Granted, but your Dan army is also in a can.

I wish for there to be a Dan emoticon.

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Fair enough

Granted, but your Dan army is also in a can.

I wish for there to be a Dan emoticon.

Granted, but you have to wait until someone experienced in Unicode like @Starry Junimo sees this and makes one. (Please?)
I wish for a vending machine that sells Canned Dan

 

[Slimeglasses]

Granted, but you have to wait until someone experienced in Unicode like @Starry Junimo sees this and makes one. (Please?)
I wish for a vending machine that sells Canned Dan

Granted, but the vending machine doesn't work.
I wish to be able to fully understand Dan

 

[BeenASon]

Granted but you will lose your understanding of it in five months.

I wish to be able to play guitar like Kirk Hammett.

 

[Lucky Nova Demos]

Granted but you will lose your understanding of it in five months.

I wish to be able to play guitar like Kirk Hammett.

Alright but once you can, you lose the ability to and your whole life spirals down into nothing and your gf or bf leave you forever.

Wish: anything I want for a year, I can ask for anything

 

[Nonak]

Alright but once you can, you lose the ability to and your whole life spirals down into nothing and your gf or bf leave you forever.

Wish: anything I want for a year, I can ask for anything

Granted, but anything you wish for is put through Google translate 100 times and the result is granted.
I wish for infinite supply of soap

 

[EeseTheGeese]

You get the infinite supply of soap, but it all smells like rotten fish mixed with roadkill and will kill you if you use it as it is laced with harmful chemicals.
I wish for a crumb.

 

[Nonak]

You get the infinite supply of soap, but it all smells like rotten fish mixed with roadkill and will kill you if you use it as it is laced with harmful chemicals.
I wish for a crumb.

Granted but the crumb is in your bed and you can't get rid of it, it's always in the spot that makes you most uncomfortable
I wish my mom would allow me to celebrate Halloween

 

[BeenASon]

Granted but the crumb is in your bed and you can't get rid of it, it's always in the spot that makes you most uncomfortable
I wish my mom would allow me to celebrate Halloween

Granted but you can't celebrate your birthday for the five years afterwards

I wish to be able to do acrobatics like jumping high and back flips not tiring out after doing said backflips etc.

 

[EeseTheGeese]

Granted.. But you end up crippled after the first trick and are now permanently stuck to a wheelchair.
I wish for all of the people in the world to be fed a nice meal.

 

[Starry Junimo]

Granted.. But you end up crippled after the first trick and are now permanently stuck to a wheelchair.
I wish for all of the people in the world to be fed a nice meal.

Granted but it's only for one day and then they can't eat ever again and people go extinct
I wish to have more chickens

 

[Starry Junimo]

Granted, but you have to wait until someone experienced in Unicode like @Starry Junimo sees this and makes one. (Please?)
I wish for a vending machine that sells Canned Dan

#9, 2-@5# 70?
2-@5 $9 697 !33$?

 

[BeenASon]

Granted but it's only for one day and then they can't eat ever again and people go extinct
I wish to have more chickens

Granted but said chickens run away if you don't feed them every two hours.

I wish for everyone in the world to have access to clean water.

 

[EeseTheGeese]

Granted but said chickens run away if you don't feed them every two hours.

I wish for everyone in the world to have access to clean water.

Granted, but only for 30 seconds, and you never get to drink clean water again.
I wish to be 6'4.

 

[Slimeglasses]

Granted, but only for 30 seconds, and you never get to drink clean water again.
I wish to be 6'4.

Granted, everyone and everything else also grows the exact amount that you grew so are proportionately the same size

I wish for perfect hair

 

[Hollyfox]

Granted but you now will never be able to match your clothes

I wish to have an infinite apply of jackets

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted but you now will never be able to match your clothes

I wish to have an infinite apply of jackets

Granted, but the jackets are all the exact same, and very uncomfortable to wear
I wish for 10x the amount of candy I currently have from halloween, all the same types, just x10

 

[Slimeglasses]

Granted, but the jackets are all the exact same, and very uncomfortable to wear
I wish for 10x the amount of candy I currently have from halloween, all the same types, just x10

Granted but you gain a lethal allergy to all candy
I wish to become instantly successful with no effort

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted but you gain a lethal allergy to all candy
I wish to become instantly successful with no effort

granted but your successful in something you hate.

I wish for my games to update faster

 

[Slimeglasses]

granted but your successful in something you hate.

I wish for my games to update faster

Granted, but it updates so fast that it is always undergoing a new update and you never actually get to use it.
I wish for a new laptop